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54-year-old Sharon Osbourne has had gastric bypass, her breasts done, face work and who knows what else, but she says she's done with going under the knife.

 

She said, "My body's tired. I've put it through too much, abused it and my body is knackered. I am content with how I look at my age and I'm really scared of ending up looking like those people whose faces are ironed and foreheads don't move.

"I regret having my breasts done because I'm never happy with them. But the most painful was having my legs lifted. They literally cut all the way around the top of your thigh, pull up the skin like a stocking, then cut the excess away and sew it back on. When I came round I thought they'd sewn my legs together the swelling was so bad.

"So right now, I've really, really had it with surgery."

Why did she have to detail her leg lift? I feel queasy. The Osbournes love grossing people out. Chicken skins for lunch it is!

Here's Sharon at the Frosted Pink Cancer awareness event yesterday. That's totally the face she makes when Ozzy is tickling her with his tongue. I mean he's probably good at it, because he has the natural shake. 

 

Story Source , Photos: Wenn

 

 

 

 

Where is he now? John Burstein as Slim Goodbody still tours in the "Bodyology Tour" around the country at theaters, elementary schools and colleges.

Why is he HS of the Week? Look at him!

 

According to The News of the World Dreamboat Doherty tried to off himself while in rehab by downing a whole bottle of pills after finding out about Kate Moss' relationship with Jamie Hince. Sources say Dreamboat failed at doing suicides to himself after he got sick and puked it all up. 

 

A source said, "He saw an opportunity to take an overdose and took it. He told me he didn't know what the pills were but thought ‘fuck it' and took them all. He doesn't care what drugs do to him—in fact, he likes finding out."  

 

Dreamboat is now out of the tank after 6 weeks of being sober. It's also been reported that he's engaged to model Irina Lazareanu.  

 

1 bottle of pills? This is Pete Doherty we're talking about. If he wanted to kill himself he'd have to break into Pfizer and get into the experimental crap. There's not a drug strong enough to take him out!

 

Long live Doherty!

 

 

 

It's a new day which means there's 10,000 Britney stories already. So......Brit Brit and Jamie Lynne decided that 3 hours without being photographed was just much too much, so they went out to get some Taco Bell. Once again they created a frenzy and the paps even helped Brit get her food.

 

And once again this slug of a woman did not take her sunglasses off at night....while driving! 

 

That taco is probably the healthiest thing she's eaten all week.  

 

In case you care about new Brit music ONTD has posted a bunch of new songs. I started to listen to one, but my ear drums went on strike....so that was that. Click here to listen to them!  

 

 

 

 

 

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