Archives

 

Brit Brit's only "friend" and her personal Howard K. Stern, Sam Lutfi, was scheduled to give a deposition on Friday in the ongoing custody battle, but he didn't show. He was subpoenaed earlier this month. He's been rescheduled for January and KFed's attorney will seek a court order to make sure he shows reports People .

 

Speaking of that subpoena, Sam is due in court on December 18th for allegedly ramming his Mercedes into the Range Rover of Aaron Cohen. Aaron is the former Israeli commando that was trying to serve Sam with papers forcing him to testify. Sam was apparently trying to get away from being served and crashed into him. UsWeekly reports the L.A. Attorney's office is calling it a "vehicle vandalism incident."

 

Let's see....Sam doesn't show up for important things, is a bad driver, looks dirty and is pretty much bald. He's the male version of Brit Brit! They are two peas in a roach motel.

 

Sam has said before he has "nothing to hide."

 

Image: Fame Pictures

 

 

 

120 non-striking employees of "The Tonight Show" were laid off today and given an early Christmas bonus. TMZ reports that employees were told they would get a bonus of $100 for every year they've been with the show, but some didn't even get that. The show has been dark since November 5th when the strike started and NBC has been covering since then

 

. Employees don't even know if they will have a job once the strike ends. They were told, “If your services are needed, we will contact you.”

 

Conan O'Brien however will dipped into his own pockets to pay for the salaries of around 75 non-striking employees next week. Conan and Jay both don't own their shows. NBC does. David Letterman's production company is continuing to pay the salaries of his employees, but Letterman owns his own show.

 

Carson Daly crossed the picket lines and his show started up again. He said he only did so, because if he didn't 75 percent of his staff would lose their jobs.

 

Why couldn't Jay just sell 20 of his 10,000 cars and cover his staff for the rest of the month? At least until Christmas! Bah, humbug!

 

Source , Source

 

 

 

There's a little clip called "2 Girls, 1 Cup" which has been taking the internet by storm for a while now. I'm going to be blunt, because that's how I roll.

In case you haven't seen or heard of it, it's basically 2 chicks shitting into a cup and eating it together. Not only do they eat it but they kind of swirl it in their mouth. Meanwhile, while the chicks are involved in this shit ballet an annoying score plays in the background. I first saw it a while ago and I've kind of blacked it out.

 

Anyway, we have our own government to thank for the clip! Former Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez waged a war on obscene fetish videos and zeroed in on a movie produer named Brazilian Danilo Simoes Croce. He reached a plea deal in June 2007 and agreed to turn over all obscene films. Looks like this one leaked.

 

During his court declaration, Danilo said had he known these films were illegal in the U.S. he would have stopped. He isn't in it for the money. Shit is his art. He said, "I have already made fetish movies with scat/feces using chocolate instead of feces. Many actors make scat films but they don't agree to eat feces."

 

If you haven't already seen it you can watch it here, but I'm telling you not to. Seriously I'm TELLING YOU not to watch it, but you probably will anyway. You only have yourself to blame.

 

For the smart people out there you can go on YouTube and type "2 girls, 1 cup" to see hundreds reaction videos. Those are easier to stomach.

 

I suddenly have a craving for peanut butter ice cream!

 

Smoking Gun VIA Radar

 

 

 

Australian model Megan Gale will play Wonder Woman in "Justice League of America." Megan's name has been floating around for a few weeks. She beat out Jessica Biel, Sophia Bush, Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Shannyn Sossamon. Megan stands 5'10", so she's tall enough for WW but who knows if she can act. It was a joke. I'm sure her acting abilities didn't win her the role.

 

Adam Brody of The O.C. is set to play The Flash. Common will play Green Lantern. The rest of the cast will be filled with more no names. Scott Porter will play Superman and Teresa Palmer will play Talia Ghul.

 

For all you "Desperate Housewives" viewers, the dude that played Mike Delfino's drug dealer last week will play Batman. His name is Armie Hammer (yeah, like the baking soda) and he's 6'5". Sounds hot.

 

Justice League is set to his theaters in 2010.

 

Yes, another comic book movie. Yawn. Wake me up when they turn Zippy the Pinhead into a movie starring Rumer Willis.  

 

Source

 

 

 

Motorcycle daredevil Evel Knievel died today at the age of 69 reports his official website . He reportedly died of liver failure triggered by hepatitis C. He contracted hep C 15 years ago from a blood transfusion.

 

Evel was recently in the news for ending a feud with Kanye West over Kanye's 2006 video "Touch the Sky." In the video Kaney plays "Evel Kanyevel" and copies one of Evel's famous stunts.

 

Kanye went out Evel's Tampa home this past Tuesday to make ammends. Evel dropped the lawsuit and he was paid an undisclosed amount. This past Tuesday? Kanye did it! I'm joking.

 

Evel's rep told TMZ, "The world has lost a one of a kind human being. Someone like this we'll never never see again."

 

RIP Evel!

 

 

 

Who knew if Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen were dating, but if they were they've moved on. Lance Armstrong was seen "canoodling" at a Nascar party in NYC last night with fitness model Kim Strother.

 

A witness told OK! Magazine, "They were completely into each other the whole time. I didn't see them kissing, but she was sitting on his lap at one point and being very affectionate."

 

I thought all fitness models were lesbians. She has her arm around him like she's one of the guys. She's whispering in his ear, "Dude check out the rack on the redhead over there."

 

As for Ashley Olsen she was spotted "canoodling" with Josh Lucas at a party for The New Museum in NYC two nights ago. Lance was also at the party and witnesses seem to think Ashley was trying to make him jealous. Naw, she's just a horny troll.

 

A source said, "They were meant to be watching one of the acts but they were cuddling up instead. She was all over him."

 

I just can't keep track with Hollywood hos. Ashley is dating Josh today and tomorrow he will be dating Kate Hudson who will be dating Lance Armstrong the next day who will be dating Ashley again. It's a vicious circle

 

 

 

Pepaw is right! Bruce Willis needs to stop going out with his daughter. He looks beat. He needs to stay home, sip on a cup of chamomile and fall asleep to reruns of Matlock. He's getting too old for that crap.

 

Here's Brucie with egghead at the opening of Goa nightclub in Hollywood last night.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

I almost didn't recognize Lili Taylor. I was like "Who's that knocked up 12-year-old with Marisa Tomei?" Lili has always looked 12 to me.

 

Marisa continues to be the prettier girl in the room even though she's like 43. Here's these two in NYC last night.