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That's not Michael Jackson in a red dress at the premiere of Broadway's "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" last night. Something tells me he wasn't invited. It's that gorgeous Teri Hatcher.

 

Here's Teri last night with her daughter. What a Christmas ham she is!

 

 

 

 

Kate Hudson and Orlando Bloom were spotted making out in front of her ex, Dax Shepard a few weeks ago at Kate's Halloween party. OK! Magazine reports the two didn't leave each other's side all night.

 

A source said, "Kate and Orlando were talking, drinking and laughing. Then they just started going at it. They made out for ages and looked like they were really enjoying themselves. They didn't care who was watching. After that first make-out session, they walked around and talked to everyone as a couple. They were inseparable for the rest of the night." 

 

Doesn't this "source" know anything? That's how people in Hollywood greet one another. They start sucking face. I don't even live in Hollyweird and that's how I greet people! I greet my really good friends by just getting on my knees. My mother taught me good manners! Oh shit, she's not gonna like that.

 

 

 

 

Nicollette Sheridan is turning 44 in a couple of weeks and she may have another reason to celebrate. She's reportedly knocked up with Michael Bolton's baby. He's 54.

 

A source said her pregnancy is the "buzz" of the Desperate Housewives set.

"She kept asking Felicity and Marcia about how the pregnancy would change her appearance and if it would make her hair thinner."

 

Michael and Nicollette are two cheese puffs, both inside and out. That baby is gonna be one large Cheeto. Hide him before Brit finds out!

 

Just because they are a little older doesn't mean they can't have babies. Memaws and Pepaws need that maternal itch scratched too.

 

 

 

The "It's A Small World" ride at Disneyland opened in 1964 when people were a lot smaller. Disneyland in Anaheim, CA will shut down the ride this January for 10-months so they can make the water canals deeper and build stronger boats. Why do they need to do this? Because people are fatter nowadays and causing the boats to completely stop in the middle of the ride. When the boats get stuck, a crew member is forced to ask people to get off boats and lighten the load. Embarassing! This happens especially in the Scandanavian room. 

 

Disney also said they are having the same problem with "Pirates of the Caribbean," but it's not as nearly as bad as Small World.  

 

The Los Angeles Times reports that the average sized man weighed 166lbs in 1960. In 2002 the average man weighed 191lbs. 

 

Disney is looking out for the big people. Times are a changin!   

 

I got stuck on that ride once when I was little and it was a nightmare come true. That song played over and over and over and over again. I couldn't get it out of my head for months. It stills haunts my dreams sometimes. If they really wanted to improve that ride they'd change the damn song.

 

 

 

 

Life isn't fair. It's raining here in NYC and effin Paul Shore is on the beaches of Maui with his plastic-tittied girlfriend. Paul effin Shore! Anyway, his shit isn't as bad as I think it would be. He looks like he has pencil dick though. That makes it easy to go in, but once it's in you can't feel shit! That being said, yes I'd hit it.