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That sexy beast, Kirk Douglas, and I would like to wish you all a happy and drunken Thanksgiving! I am most thankful for all the dumb whores that read my site! Yes, that's you. Seriously though! You are a dumb whore. Ok! Secondly seriously, I'm thankful that some people actually enjoy my stupid ass sometimes. Ok, that's enough of that mushy shit.

 

Please have a drink on me...or two....or three....or a couple of bottles.

Bonus! Here's Dolly Parton and her piping hot cornish game hens at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade today.

 

I'm off to get stuffed!

 

xxxMichael

 

 

Wenn , Splash

 

 

When the lips on your face start to resemble the swollen lips on your vagina it's time to put the restylane needle away.

 

Here's Lindsay and White Oprah popping around that new city of York the other day.