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Jessica Simpson was at Macy's in NYC today peddling her made in China crap. Actually, I knew a girl who bought a pair of JS shoes before. This girl was so ashamed that she taped over the logo, so nobody would know they were Jessica Simpson shoes. And no the girl wasn't me! Ok...it was.

 

Jessica's face also looks a little peculiar. Her eyebrows seem higher. Don't tell me this chick is already getting her face messed with. She's not even 30. I swear, the Hollywood game turns you into an absolute lunatic. 

 

 

 

 

 

It must have taken a damn army to put Queen Jacko in Eboy Magazine. Hair people, wig people, make-up people, morticians, CGI artists, photoshop artists, graphic designers, computer programmers, cartoon animators, car mechanics, a family of gypsies, 10 elves, 44 chimps, dancing mice, therapists and the list goes on and on....

 

Who does Miss Jackson think she's fooling? That isn't her on the cover!

 

Sorry for the shitty quality of the cover, but it also could be your eyes blurring out all the fug. Below are some other shots from the mag.

 

 

Source: MJPortal.com