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Sunday, November 4th 2007
She Should've Kept Running
Katie Holmes finished the New York marathon today. The 26.2 miles took her 5:29:58 and she finished in 34,195th place. Slowpoke! Tom, Suri, Tommy Girl's mom and Katie's parents were waiting for her at the finish line. They had an after-party at Tavern on the Green later on.
I'm sure Tommy Girl was waiting. Just in case Katie got smart and kept on running.
How Katie ran 26 miles without a damn bra is beyond me. Tommy Girl probably stole all her bras for his own collection. Katie's poor breasts. Damn, she looks beat.
Sunday, November 4th 2007
Katie & Suri
Sunday, November 4th 2007
TomKat & Suri
Sunday, November 4th 2007
TomKat & Suri
Sunday, November 4th 2007
Katie Holmes
Sunday, November 4th 2007
TomKat & Suri
Sunday, November 4th 2007
Katie Holmes
Sunday, November 4th 2007
Ant Farm
That shit can't be comfortable. I shouldn't even joke that her busted weave is an ant farm, because it's probably true. The ants come for the frapp, but stay for the accomodations. It's not like she ever washes her hair, so getting drowned out will never be an issue. There's no place like Britney's weave.
Here's Brit yesterday driving around with her true love, Frappuccino. I hope they get married soon. They look so in love.
Bitch can't even get out of the car!
She also posed with some young fans. Yes, she still has those! And Brit get your hand off of that girl's hinder! You're going to give her nightmares for the rest of her life. That poor thing is going to be checking under her bed at night for that "crazy lady with an ant farm on her head that wouldn't take her hand off my butt."
Sunday, November 4th 2007
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