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Grungy

A while ago I suggested that Rumer Willis get a weave to soften her features. I'm eating my words. The last thing she needs is a weave. It's like if Eddie Van Halen and Mrs. Potato Head had a baby. Total grunge. Smells like teen spirit? No, just smells.

I'd still hit it.

Source: People

Posted by: Michael K

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Rumorz

Bitch Is Hot

When I quickly glanced at these pics I thought, "Damn, Tara Reid finally got some glamour in her wardrobe." She wishes! It's actually Cyndi Lauper posing for her supper outside Waverly Inn in NYC Tuesday night.

That dress is way hot and I'm guessing she stole it from the Xanadu on Broadway costume closet.

Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Hotness

Wednesday, December 12th 2007

Cyndi Lauper

Wednesday, December 12th 2007

Cyndi Lauper

Wednesday, December 12th 2007

Cyndi Lauper

Wednesday, December 12th 2007

Cyndi Lauper

Janet Jackson Has A New Song

Janet Jackson has a new song called "Feedback" out. It's on her next album which comes out in February. It was alright until bitch started talking about her period. Seriousy bitch says "I'm heavy like a first day period" and then goes on to say "sexy sexy sexy" over and over again. There's nothing sexy about a first day period unless you want to get your red wings and if that's the case, you are nasty as hell. Tell your mama to slap your face for me.

And does anybody actually sing anymore? I mean it sounded like Apple Computers did the vocals on that.

Click here or here to listen to it if you're having trouble with the video

Thanks Michael & Brian (for pointing out that period shit)

Posted by: Michael K

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Janet Jackson • Music

R.I.P. Ike Turner

Ike Turner has passed away reports TMZ . He was 76-years-old. He apparently died in San Marcos, CA. No cause of death is known, but apparently he died in his sleep.

It's sad that I will forever remember him as Laurence Fishburne. I have the quote, "Eat the cake, Anna Mae" running through my head in repeat.

Tell the Devil I said "Hello" Ike and I'll see him real soon!

Posted by: Michael K

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Sadness

Beautiful Music

Lohan...Lohan....Lohan....Step away from the JR Rotem. He isn't good for you! Lindsay and JR have spending some time together since he's working on her third album. I'm sure he wants her to play his skin flute. I'd probably hit it with JR, so I shouldn't talk. As long as he leaves those sexy sunglasses on. Gross.

Here they are yesterday and Lindsay walking the streets last night.