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Thursday, December 13th 2007

Tight Shots

Britney's video for "Piece of Me" debuts on 20/20 on ABC at 10 tomorrow night. I guess they are doing this whole thing on Britney and her best friends in the entire world, the paparazzi. Awww...family videos. Above is a little sneak peek of it and I love how most of the shots of Britney are all tight. They should've left that long shot on the cutting room floor though. Would it kill her to wear a full shirt at least once during a video? Yeah, it probably would.

Brit still looks like she's in a frapp/adderall coma waiting for them to yell "cut" so she can scurry off and refuel on sugar and pills.

So set your Tivos and get the cheetos ready.


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VIA ONTD

Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, December 13th 2007

Tori Amos Doesn't Fuck Around


Last night at her San Diego show, Tori Amos showed two girls that she doesn't mess around. Two girls were seated in the front row and I guess they kept coming and going as they pleased. While playing "Code Red", Tori stopped halfway through and told the girls "Get the fuck out of my show! It's a privilege to sit in the front row and I reserve those seats for people who appreciate music, get the fuck out!" A dude then came out and escorted the chicks from the front row.

Damn! Those girls went really quietly. I guess Tori told them. I would've been hollerin' for a refund and shit.

Fast forward to about 2:25 to see it.

Thanks Kelly

Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, December 13th 2007

Fame!!!!

That little red velvet whoopie pie, Phoebe Price, was outside the Ivy yesterday showing off her featured photo in the one and only Life & Style Magazine. FAME!!!!! Hey, at least she wasn't in the "What Were They Thinking" section this time. Oh Phoebe, you are growing in leaps and bounds. One day you'll make People Magazine. We just gotta keep pushing and working for it. Stick out those cutlets and we'll get there.

Speaking of PP, last night I was watching my new favorite reality show "Crowned" and I nearly spit out my taco loco (a hard taco wrapped in a bean filled soft tortilla) when this mother and daughter team came on the screen. They called themselves the "Redhead Bombshells" and I had to blink a few times, because I thought the mom, Patty, was Phoebe. I really thought PP had finally made it on a major network reality show. It wasn't her, but maybe next time.


Images:Pacific Coast News

Posted by: Michael K


Phoebe Price

Phoebe Price
Thursday, December 13th 2007

What's Gayer Than Gay?


Mammia Mia!!! Seriously, rainbows flew out of my ass when I watched this trailer. Rainbows fly out of my ass anyway, but they were extra colorful and extra gay this time. I have faith in Meryl Streep that this isn't going to be complete trash.

Seeing Pierce Brosnan burst into song is worth the ticket price.

Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, December 13th 2007

Mischa Barton Does Her Best Lindsay Lohan Impersonation

 
Overprocessed yellow blonde hair, black leggings, shit-eating grin, dead in the eyes.....looks like Lindsay Lohan, but it ain't! It's newly yellow-haired Mischa Barton in London last night. These girls just love to be carbon copies of one another.
 
Below Lindsay II is the original Lindsay last night in Los Angeles. She wore brown leggings, probably because she knew her doppelganger was going to wear black. Good thinking Linds.
 

 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan

Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan