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Dina Lohan is at it again! I'm minding my own business, watching Entertainment Tonight when Dina Lohan comes on the screen totally ruining my night. She has invited the cameras in with her while she travels from New York to Los Angeles to visit Lindsay in rehab. Yup. She talks on the plane how she's sick of the media bothering her daughter, yet she's bringing the media to her daughter.

She said, "Well, it's obvious they fabricate [stories], they make it up. It's not even true and that's the hurtful part. Someone has to stop the madness and the lies."

Dina explains why she's whoring her daughter out. "I'm doing this now because when she finishes up the program, they're just going to be following her to see if she messes up. It's just a horrible thing, and someone's going to get seriously hurt."

Dina also said she's going to "stop the madness before her child is killed" and that she's going to change who her daughter hangs out with, because she's around a lot of "sketchy people." YEAH YOU, BITCH!

What does this ho do for a living anyways, besides talk about her own daughter to the media any chance she gets.

That being said, I nominate her for "Budweiser's Mother of the Year!"

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As you may know, Tyra Banks answered her critics today by posing in the same bathing suit that she was called a fat ass in. She once again used her dumbass talk show to talk about her favorite thing....HERSELF! Tyra went on and on and on and on and on and on..... Spoken like a true fat ass!

Tyra you aren't fat, but you're annoying as hell! Now shut it!

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The dogs of America's Next Top Model 8 have been revelead. It basically confirms that anybody can be on this show. Do they hold casting calls at truck stops? Who cares really, I'm still going to watch it. Samantha is going to win this, trust me.

The girls in order: Natasha, Kathleen, Jaslene, Jael, Felicia, Diana, Cassandra, Whitney, Sarah, Samantha, Renee & Brittany

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This is the album cover for Avril Lavigne's next album. I guess she's back to being a bad ass rock chick and not a glam goddess like she's been lately. It's ugly.

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My summer guilty pleasure will return this summer! Big Brother is back for its 8th season and will again bring together a group of crazies that will battle it out for $500,000. Arnold Shapiro, the show's executive producer will step down and serve as a consultant. Arnold was responsible for reinventing the sour Big Brother 1 into Big Brother 2.

The 8th season will be completely different than any other. Producers say that Big Brother: All-Stars was sort of the end of an era and now the show will have a fresh cast and new twists.

Julie Chen will return as the show's resident robot.

I hope they cast all women. Seriously, that would be some good TV. Cast all women, give them tons of booze and let them rip one another a part.

Chenbot also looks beat down without the thirty-pounds of make-up she usually dons!

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Danny Bonaduce didn't get the memo that oompa loompas are not allowed out of their white overalls. Anyway, here he is at the TV Launch Party for "My Workout... Powered by Podfitnes" at the W Hotel in Westwood, CA last night. Does he think that's sexy? He looks like that creepy boy bodybuilder.

OMG it's Blanket Jackson in a wig?! WTF?! - TMZ

Bijou Phillips' ass - Drunken Stepfather

Natalie Portman is gorgeous - Egotastic!

Michael Lohan's crazy letter to his daughter - Popsugar

Fergie Ferg gets airbrushed for days for Candies - ASL

Light bulbs are really important to JLo - Hollywood Rag

Diddy's girls - Just Jared

Beyonce is #1 - IDLYITW

Kevin Bacon's six degrees of charity - Cityrag

Carmen Electra's got a sex tape? - Hollywood Tuna

Christina Ricci looking naughty in Italian Vogue - The Bastardly

Joe Francis went on Howard Stern this morning to talk about his possible lawsuit against the creators of ParisExposed.com. Joe said he was not part of the leak and he doesn't believe Paris is either. Howard used this precious time to ask Joe about who's hot in bed and who sucks. Joe has claimed to have banged Paris, Lindsay Lohan, Tara Reid and Kimberly Stewart.

Joe claims that Paris gives the best head. When Howard asked him who gave better head, Lindsay or Paris? Joe said, "Paris." LIES! Joe also said that Tara Reid was the worst only saying, "...well I only used protection with her, so maybe that made it less pleasurable..."

He says she more or less just layed there like a dead fish. He said Paris was really good in bed, but after her herpes condition was leaked onto ParisExposed.com he won't be tapping that anytime soon.

"Well I don't plan on having sex with Paris again, especially after seeing the medical documents on the site."

Please! He's just trying to be nice to that piece of trash. I've seen her sex in action and I've seen sexier moves from a squirrel trying to bury his nut.

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TMZ caught Sienna Miller going batshit crazy on a photographer yesterday in NYC. She was going into a building when the flashes set her off and she shoved the pap. Crazy bitch! I think she got those boots at Payless. No joke.

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Chinese superstar, Gong Li, has been making a splash in American cinema for the past couple of years. In addition to roles in Memoirs of a Geisha and Miami Vice, Gong stars in Hannibal Rising. I'm sure this movie sucks hardcore, but Gong Li is truly the hotness. Look at her...perfect. Yes, the dress is a little Bride of Wildenstein, but I won't hold that against her.

Here's Gong at last night's Hannibal Rising premiere in NYC.