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Ann Curry had trouble keeping her giggles to herself after hearing Tim Hadaway's retarded opinion about the gays. Damn, the entire "Today Show" bunch couldn't keep their giggles to themselves. This is not a laughing matter! Meredith and Ann totally smoke weed in the girl's bathroom.

And Bravo to the NBA for removing that douche from their all-star lineup. Tim also apologized half-ass saying, ``I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said I hate gay people or anything like that.'' Someone ship him and Paris Hilton to an island by themselves.

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I'll keep it short and sweet. Anna Nicole Smith's possible baby daddy #6 has come forward. This peach is in jail too. Mark "Hollywood" Hatten claims he gave a sperm sample to then girlfriend ANS and think she might have used it to create Dannielynn Hope. Mark is in jail on a seven-year sentence. He had a brief thing with Anna in 2000 but apparently started stalking and threatening her ass shortly after. Here's Mark's website, it's a beauty. Also, Baby Daddy #3, Prince Somethingoranother, has filed a paternity suit. I don't even know what to say anymore. I love how all these dudes are coming forward after she's already dead. Where were they when she announced her pregnancy? Yeah, that's what I thought.

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Liar mouths, JLo and Marc Anthony are indeed Scientologists. JLo has said in the past that she's not one and confirmed her father was one of them. FOX news is reporting that the pair have been taking meetings at the Scientology center in Hollywood since December. Skeletor apparently has taken the "purification" course, a sauna that supposedly "cures" all ills.

JLo may have invested in the IRS-sanctioned religion thanks to infertility issues. The pair have also been quite chummy with TomKat in the past months. JLo's friendship with fellow Scientologist, Leah Remini, has also heated up. DUMBASSES! Go ahead and give away your money for no reason. Posh better not sign with the devil and keep that money close.

This is Madonna: "I want to be like Gandhi and Martin Luther King and John Lennon – but I want to stay alive." This is Me: "STFU!" This is Madonna: "For me we all need to be Jesus in our time." This is Me: "For me we all need you to keep both mouths SHUT!" This is Madonna: "Jesus's message was to love your neighbor as yourself, and these are people (African orphans) in need. I hope that people got that message. " This is Me: "Get off this Jesus thing! He texted me yesterday and said he never wants to speak to you again!!!!!" This is Me: "Of course some people thought 'Oh, she's just being controversial, she's just getting on a cross and trying to piss people off,' but that wasn�t my intention at all." This is Me: "Was it to look like a foolio? Cause, mission accomplished." Read the real interview here

Why do JLo and Skeletor insist on being affectionate in public? It's NOT HOT. I loved them much more when they kept their "business" on the down low. Nobody has to know. Here's these two at the Berlin Film Festival this evening for "Bordertown."

Bobby Trendy was one of the characters of Anna Nicole Smith's reality show. He was known for being a super gay and making things with hot glue. He finally spoke out about the passing of ANS. He told TMZ, "Thank Anna for making me famous. When you think of Anna, think of red, white and pink hearts. She was love as she taught love. She was the breadwinner and supported four people by baring her breasts and genitals for men and women. She was an entertainer who will be missed." Using her genitals?! WTF? He should talk! Ok, so...Sugarpie CHECK! Bobby Trendy CHECK! I'm still waiting to hear from Kimmie! Bring me Kimmie and please take BT away. Too much lip gloss hurts my eyes.

Jessica Simpson looking HOT, but Photoshopped for days in Allure - Egotastic! Taylor Hicks is a straight up bitch - ASL Mandy and DJ in the happiest place on Earth - Popsugar Ashton Kutcher waited too long - Hollywood Rag Tyra Banks, Sports Illustrated, take two - Just Jared Insulting rebounds - Cityrag COMEDY WARS - BWE Charlize Theron as ANS? - IDLYITW Sienna is loveless in London - Mollygood Pictures from 2007 Sports Illustrated party - Hollywood Tuna

First of all, this video is NSFW.

Second of all, this woman is amazing. She's probably high, drunk, crazy, all of the above...but she is a treasure. If you're eating, do me a favor. Put down your meal, go to the toilet and just get the puking out of the way before you watch this video.
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Just in case you care or watched Felicity, Keri Russell got married in New York yesterday. Keri married longtime boyfriend, Shane Deary, in a Valentine's Day ceremony. The two are both 30 and expecting a brat this Summer. Shane is a contractor. She married blue collar? Wow.

Anyway, only a few close friends braved the ice storm to celebrate with the couple. Off topic, but I love how the news is calling this "storm" in NYC a major ice storm. That thing was nothing. I've seen more ice in my freezer!

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Pamela Anderson showed off what got her to the top at Kelly Slater's birthday party last night. We all know she can suck a mean one. I'm guessing Pammy and her friend were stoned and drunk. I don't want to see that tongue! Sick! I think I see the hep crawling through it. I think she rescued that shirt from a $3 bin at Joyce Leslie.