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Monday, March 12th 2007

Gay Idol Jack-Off Scandal!!!

Mario Vasquez was the frontrunner going into American Idol 2005. He dropped out right after he made the final 12. He said he dropped out for "family reasons" but later said he wanted to pursue his music career on his terms, because Idol has such a strict contract.

Well, now it looks like he may have dropped out for other reasons.

Magdaleno Olmos was an accountant for the production company of the show and he filed a lawsuit today in Los Angeles claiming Mario jacked off in front of him while Idol was in production. HOT!

Magdaleno alleges that "Vazquez stared lasciviously, smiled lasciviously and on one occasion followed him into a bathroom ... knocked on the door of the plaintiff's stall and made eye contact through the space in the stall door."

He goes on to say that Mario "started to rub his genitals over his pants. Attempting to leave the bathroom, Olmos opened the door of the stall and saw Vazquez standing in front of him with his pants down masturbating. Vasquez pushed further into the stall and continued masturbating with one hand and trying to pull down Olmos' pants with another hand. Olmos claims he tried to cover his body with his hands but Vazquez touched his chest and stomach underneath his shirt, and Olmos' "genitals" as Vazquez "attempted to unzip" Olmos' pants.

Mario asked the dude "if he wanted oral sex."

Magdaleno then managed to get out of the stall, but not before Mario grabbed his arm. Mag complained to his supervisor, but he was told that he was "crazy" and was threatened to be fired. A few months later he was fired.

Graphic. I need a ciggie and a cum rag now.

Magdaeleno is suing Mario, FOX and Freemantle. Mario denied gay rumors shortly after he left Idol.

Just look into his eyes, you know Mario loves his prostate massaged. His ass feels the tingle, you can tell.

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Posted by: Michael K


Monday, March 12th 2007

Angelina Jolie in Chad (Not Chad Lowe)

Angelina Jolie's visit to refugee camps in Chad and Darfur was documented for Newsweek with pictures of her visit. The pictures are beautiful, but are they staged? I mean...publicity stunt?

Posted by: Michael K


Monday, March 12th 2007

Sober My Ass!

Lindsay Lohan recently had a stint in rehab to battle some sort of addiction. Well, on Saturday night a Dlisted friend spotted newly blonde Lindsay sneaking beers into the DJ booth at The Box and allegedly drinking them.

Up to her old tricks? Maybe it was root beer? Maybe she needed the beer bottle, so she could break it and smoke her crack off of it?

Lindsay was snapped coming out of The Box looking happy.

Posted by: Michael K


Monday, March 12th 2007

Kristy Swanson to Play Anna Nicole Smith

Law & Order is known for their "ripped from the headlines" episodes. They will be the first show to tackle the Anna Nicole Smith story. Kristy Swanson has already been cast to play the Anna-type character. They are talking to Jon Lovitz about playing the Howard K. Stern-type character. They are also developing a character based on Vergie Arthur.

Weird...... They better include Kimmie, No-teefs Shelley and Sugarpie! Beth Ditto can play Kimmie, Taryn Manning can play Shelley and Tinkerbell can gain some weight to play Sugarpie.

Kristy recently had a baby with her "Skating with Celebrities" partner Lloyd Eisler after she homewrecked his home!

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Posted by: Michael K


Monday, March 12th 2007

Making Up for the Money

Tori Spelling and her mother, Candy Spelling, have been on the outs ever since Candy reportedly axed Tori out of her father's will. Candy was intially upset with her daughter for the way she was portrayed on Tori's now defunct show, NoTORIous.

Tori's brother, Randy Spelling said, "My sister and my mom have been communicating for the past few weeks" – and are planning to see each other soon. They are going to be there for each other and [Tori's soon-to-arrive] baby. My mom is having a grandchild, and it puts things into perspective."

Yeah basically Tori needs dough, because she's popping out a kid. I know how it works. I don't know who's fuglier? Tori or that pooch.

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Posted by: Michael K


Monday, March 12th 2007

The Photoshop Awards: Christina Ricci in Mean Magazine

Christina Ricci and her "Black Snake Moan" co-star Samuel L. Jackson look hot in March's Mean Magazine. That doesn't look much like Christina though. They made her look Asian. Suri Cruise in 18 years!

Visit ICYDK to see the rest!

Posted by: Michael K


Monday, March 12th 2007

Pam & Tommy Back Together?

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee ended their on-and-off again relationship in 1998. Since then, Pam has been married and split from Kid Rock. Tommy has been linked to everybody and anybody.

The two were papped getting mouth-to-mouth this past weekend after lunch with their kids in Santa Monica.

They are meant to be, but I don't want to see Tommy's tongue...I want to see something else. They better get busy and start making the sequel to their hit home movie.

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Posted by: Michael K


Monday, March 12th 2007

She'll Take a Bullet for You

What the hell is up with Mary-Kate Olsen's Ashley Olsen's (same thing) chola look recently? She isn't down like that, so she needs to stop. I know she's not about to get a teardrop tattoo or change her name to "La Whisper."

Furthermore, what is up with this skinny hos getting two coffees at a time?! One is to drink and the other is to vomit in?

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Posted by: Michael K


Monday, March 12th 2007

Burger King Sucks!

Earlier I posted a quote from JHud where she said that she should probably thank Burger King for her Oscar win, because it was one of her first jobs at 16. BK is thanking Jennifer by giving her BURGERS FOR LIFE. Yup, a woman who could afford to buy food is getting it for free.

So not only is she going to get fatter, shit out green diarrhea, but she's also getting something for free that she could totally afford.

Eff BK!

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Posted by: Michael K


Monday, March 12th 2007

Afternoon Crumbs

Ace Young is this close to doing gay porn - Towleroad

Marc Jacobs in rehab - WWD

Octopus wrestling - College Humor

A Sophie Anderton sex tape? - Hollywood Tuna

Target shoppers are no joke - ASL

Paris Hilton hates old people - IDLYITW

Naomi Watts stands by her man - Popsugar

Carmen Electra doesn't need the big-screen Baywatch - Hollywood Rag

Political drag and it isn't pretty - Cityrag

Kate Bosworth is airbrush sexy in V magazine - Egotastic!

Regis Philbin is going in for heart surgery - Just Jared

Fred Savage got old - Mollygood

Posted by: Michael K