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Sunday, March 18th 2007

In His Dreams

At a party for Senator Barack Obama, Troll Dupri was heard telling the presidential hopeful that he hopes to marry Janet Jackson very soon. Troll also told Obama that he can't wait to make babies with her.

Thumbelina alert! They would totally make the world's smallest baby ever. Do you think Troll dressed up for Janet on St. Patty's day and jumped over her rainbow? That made absolutely no sense.

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Posted by: Michael K


Sunday, March 18th 2007

Suri's St. Patty's Day

Suri Cruise was in her St. Patty's day best for a family day over the weekend. They actually look like a normal family.

She's cute, but a care bear contaminating the Chicago river is kind of cuter.

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Posted by: Michael K


Sunday, March 18th 2007

Kiki's New Rocker Dude

Kiki Dunst was seen "canoodling" with Razorlight singer Johnny Borrell yesterday while watching some other band at the SXSW music festival in Austin, TX. They met last Friday in L.A. when Razorlight played.

A source said, “They were snogging at the side of the stage. He was wearing an oversized leather jacket and playing air guitar and air drums. She was fluttering her eyelashes at him like a smitten teenager.”

Sources say they are a couple even though Johnny has a long-term girlfriend back home.

Grease twins! Both don't bathe, so they make a good couple. I bet their snaggle teeth get stuck together when they kiss.

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Posted by: Michael K


Sunday, March 18th 2007

Hot Slut of the Week: Sharon Gless

Age: 63
Birthday: May 31, 1943
Birth Name: Sharon Marguerite Gless

Original Date of HS of the Day: March 12, 2007
Claim to Fame: Cagney of "Cagney & Lacey"

Where is she now? Most recently she was on Showtime's "Queer as Folk"
Why is she HS of the Week? Who knows, but I like those glasses.

Posted by: Michael K


Sunday, March 18th 2007

Beer, Never Leave Home Without It

Pete Doherty is awesome and knows what his priorities are. Petey and Kate Moss jetted to the Maldives this weekend and he didn't forget his most important piece of luggage, a can of beer.

I'm sure it's for a little party on the way to the airport. Isn't he violating his probation? He probably stole that suitcase from a homeless person.

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Posted by: Michael K


Sunday, March 18th 2007

Rose McGowan Explains Her Eye Issue

Rose McGowan has been sporting a weird "droopy eye" prompting some to say that she had some kind of botched plastic surgery job. Rose told reporters during a "Grindhouse" press conference that she was actually in a bad car accident.

She said, "I didn't realize I was hurt until I put my hand to my face and felt the flap of skin. My glasses had sliced me under my eye."

Rose said she hasn't scarred much, but found a really good plastic surgeon. Hmm...do I believe it? Yeah, sure why not. I still want to believe she got it from shooting crack in her eye. Hey, people do that!

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Posted by: Michael K


Sunday, March 18th 2007

Porn Bones

Dear Jenna Jameson,

You will never EVER be like Posh Beckham so quit trying! You aren't even hot enough to be Posh's menstrual discharge. Wait, do anos have that? Scratch that. Ok, you will never be hot enough to be Posh's chewed up and spit up meals!

xoxoxoMichael K

PS - This is Jenna looking bonealicious at the Octavio Carlin show at Kitten Fashion Week. They have fashion week for kittens?!?

Posted by: Michael K


Sunday, March 18th 2007

Hot Slut of the Day!

Rebeca Arthur

For Nelson

Posted by: Michael K


Sunday, March 18th 2007

Birthday Sluts

Vanessa L. Williams (44)
Dane Cook (35)
Adam Levine (28)
Queen Latifah (37)
Luc Besson (48)
Irene Cara (48)
Devin Lima (30)

Posted by: Michael K