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Joe's Gonna Hang!

Oh sweet Joe Francis better get use to ass abuse, because he's probably going to be in prison for a long time. He was indicted today for tax evasion. The Girl Gone Wild illegally deducted more than $20 million.

The Smoking Gun reports:

According to a two count indictment filed in U.S. District Court in Reno, Nevada, Francis, 34, sought to conceal income through the use of offshore companies and nominees. At one point, he transferred $15 million from one offshore bank account to a California brokerage account in the name of a Cayman Islands corporation he controlled. If convicted of the federal charges, he faces a maximum of 10 years in prison and fines of up to $500,000. Francis was arrested yesterday on an unrelated federal warrant stemming from a civil lawsuit brought against him by seven underage women who were filmed by "Girls Gone Wild" cameramen in Florida in 2003.

Now who's going to take advantage of drunk teenage girls? Why do rich dumbasses always have to get greedy. He better be butt-douching, because I'm guessing prisoners don't like dirty butt.

Thanks Marnie

Posted by: Michael K

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Dumbasses

Just Retire!

MSNBC has dropped Don Imus effective immediately. NBC news President issued this statement:

"Effective immediately, MSNBC will no longer simulcast the "Imus in the Morning" radio program. This decision comes as a result of an ongoing review process, which initially included the announcement of a suspension. It also takes into account many conversations with our own employees. What matters to us most is that the men and women of NBC Universal have confidence in the values we have set for this company. This is the only decision that makes that possible. Once again, we apologize to the women of the Rutgers basketball team and to our viewers. We deeply regret the pain this incident has caused."

The FCC have also started an investigation and will decide whether or not to keep him on the air.

A boat load of advertisers including GM, American Express and others have pulled out after Imus' racially charged comments calling the Rutgers girls' basketball team "nappy headed hos."

He should just retire. Do I agree with this decision? No, but money talks. He's old and he said a stupid thing. I mean it's like if Sirius dropped Howard Stern for saying stupid things. If you don't like it, change the channel.

Source: MSNBC

Posted by: Michael K

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Splits

Oh Shanna!

You know I love me some Shanna Moakler, so it pains me to say this, but what the hell happened to her? Most girls look better without make-up, but this isn't the case with Shanna. She has total abortion face.

Shanna and her on-again husband Travis Barker (who looks extra fug too) attended last night's Complex Magazine party. Paris was also there , so maybe that's why Shanna looks like she just came face to face with death.

Posted by: Michael K

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Fug

JT is Giving Mixed Messages

Justin Timberlake recently said that he was far removed from the Britney situation, but now it's a different story. During press for Shrek 3 ( he plays the prince) Justin said that he called Brit while she was in rehab.

He said, "I called her because I worried about her. She's a great woman. I'm rooting for her. [It] seems like she's getting everything under control now."

Unfortunately, they can't get back together since Justin is apparently banging Jessica Biel and Brit is banging...well...who isn't she banging?

Awww...weren't they so cute back in the day? Yeah no, I don't think so either.

Source

Posted by: Michael K

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Britney Spears • Justin Timberlake

Wednesday, April 11th 2007

Jordy Jordan

The Paris Hilton of Anchor News?

Anderson Cooper just got a lot hotter in my book. Silver puss signed a $50 million deal with CNN over 5 years according to Page Six . Anderson's "360" show is apparently not doing well ratings wise, but that hasn't stopped the network from throwing money at home.

Fox News has dubbed him the "Paris Hilton of anchors." Jealousy.

An inside source said, "just got an incremental amount added on to his original contract to keep him happy for the next two years and then will make a much larger amount for the following three years - all of which will be worth $50 million."

In more Coop news, Keith Olbermann recently blasted him for staying in the closet. He probably wants to date him out in the open.

Unfortunately, Coop likes them dark and lovely, so I gotta get into the tanning booth if I wanna stand a chance. He's not my type, but for $50 million clams anything is my type.

Posted by: Michael K

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Hotness

Cute

Lesbo-on-the-down-low, Anne Hathaway, can do know wrong by me. "Get Smart" will probably be as good as the film version of "Bewitched", but I'm still into it. Steve Carrell plays the Smart dude and Annie plays Agent 99.

The cast also includes The Rock, Alan Arkin, Terence Stamp and Masi Oka. Filming started last month in Los Angeles for a 2008 release. This is your first look and I'm sure you'll forget it as soon as you scroll down.

Source VIA ONTD

Posted by: Michael K

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Cinema

Fish Dress

I'm not sure why I suddenly love Halle Berry, but I'll deal with it. Some think she's overrated, but I don't know...I guess I'm hypnotized by her perfect boob job.

Halle hit NYC last night in some sort of mermaid dress for the premiere of her movie "Perfect Stranger" with Bruce Willis. She plays Balki by the way. Her hotness of a man candy, Gabriel Aubry joined her later.