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Sunday, April 29th 2007
Say Something Nice
Brit Brit shopping for baby clothes: Not possible! This is a mission impossible. She was probably wearing this skank uniform when the cop let her "off" for speeding . More like he got off on her.
Source: Breathe Heavy
Sunday, April 29th 2007
The Royal Family Would Be Proud!!!!
Princess Beatrice of York is the new love of my life. She left a SoHo club in London the other night with vomit or coke on her cheek. She looks like Igor from the Frankenstein movies. The 18-year-old ran up a $10,000 booze bill before she left. $10k in booze?!!!!! Are they selling coke at that club as well.
Bea is the daughter of Fergie (not Fuggie).
Isn't she so beautiful and elegant? I really need to move to England.
Source: Daily Mail
Sunday, April 29th 2007
Dumpy
Someone needs to tell Lindsay Lohan that wearing little boy's clothes is not hot! I really think I had that same get-up when I was 6 and I looked way hotter. I think I wore mine with cowboys boots and....oh you don't care! Anyway, here she is at Coachella because she so belongs.
I also think looking like trailer trash was required upon entering Coachella (see Mischa Barton below).
Source: ONTD
Sunday, April 29th 2007
Fantasia in The Color Purple
Fantasia is currently starring as Celie (Whoopi Goldberg in the film) in The Color Purple the Musical on Broadway. I was invited to see this shit last week and give my opinion, because I'm like a serious theater critic. Basically, I know two things. I know when I'm entertained and I know when I'm not.
I was entertained, but it came at a price. Fantasia can sing, but homegirl can't act and that's what made it entertaining. I love watching bad acting. Homegirl's got heart and the audience nearly cacas their chonies when she sings "I'm Here" which is like Celie's anthem or something.
The musical also closely follows the book more than the movie did. In the book Celie gets straight-up lesbo with Shug Avery. Seeing Fantasia reach for the beaver seemed very natural like watching a bear catch trout. She was made for that sort of thing.
Fantasia also proves (above) that high-waisted needs to stop! It shouldn't even be allowed onstage or in film. I don't care if it's a "period" thing!
So if you love Fantasia and you love loud audiences (I mean they talked back and everything) you'll love The Color Purple.
Click here for details and need to listen to sound clips and shit.
Sunday, April 29th 2007
Hot Slut of the Week: Nola Ochs
Age: 95
Birthday: ?
Birth Name: ?
Original Date of HS of the Day: April 28, 2007
Claim to Fame: She will be the oldest college graduate when she gets her degree on May 12th from Fort Hays State University in Kansas.
Where is she now? Probably choosing a hot outfit for graduation day.
Why is she HS of the Week? Homegirl is proving that you're never too old for anything! Well, except midriffs....there's an age limit on that. I love Nola!
Sunday, April 29th 2007
Why Bother Even Wearing a Top?
Posh Beckham landed in Los Angeles yesterday and let her nipples do the leading. Those things are so wonky. I'm so confused. What's that white band underneath them? Is that to pull them up or something? Why bother! And why are her nipples practically poking up at the sun. Too many questions and I'm really too gay to be dealing with this.
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