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Star Magazine reports that KFed's 20-year-old brother was busted in Pendelton, Oregon for giving booze to minors during a party at his family home last month. He pled guilty and will serve 5 days in jail. Cameron Federline began serving his sentence immediately and will be released next week.

 

Slow news day yes, so shut it. That being said, I'd hit CFed even though he looks like he gets into effing goats. He'd probably hit me first with a bat though, take my wallet and teeth.

 

Thanks Dietz

 

 

Someone give Uma Thurman a pick-up!

 

 

American Idol sucks plain and simple. I have a love/hate relationship with it. I hate myself when I'm watching it, but I can't NOT watch it. I think I've been hypnotized by Melinda DoLOTS' no neck.

 

Anyway, last week I guessed the bottom 3 right, but effed up on who was actually going home. This week I'm going to say that Haley, Blake and Gina are in the bottom. Haley will be sent to the bunny ranch this week. Her time has come.

 

Speaking of Grade-A skanks, here's Sanjaya's sister naked with a guitar. She's like the most downloaded girl on the internet or something. She's sort of cute I guess. It's kind of sad that her brother is more of a woman than her though. And she totally looks like Nicole Richie, pre-ano days.

 

 

Tony Bennett has pulled out of performing on "American Idol" tonight, because he's sick. Yeah sick of hearing hos who can't sing. His rep said he has a "cold."

 

Idol producers are trying hardcore to get Michael Buble to fill in for him.  

 

They should just have Sanjaya perform some more. I mean the show is turning into his own show.

 

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The Bachelor is such a homo - Just Jared

 

The hotness that is Lily Cole in Arena Magazine - Hollywood Tuna

 

Jessica Alba looks sad - Popsugar

 

Salma Hayek, deformed? - Popoholic

 

Hayden doesn't like being called Lindsay - IDLYITW

 

Jakey G in spandex, Again - Mollygood

 

Chris Rock will gladly take a DNA test - Hollywood Rag

 

Aishwarya Rai is perfect - The Bastardly

 

ANTM look-a-likes - Cityrag

 

Hahaha...Reba McEntire's old titties - Drunken Stepfather

 

ScarJo was actually one of the hottest Pussycat Dolls - Egotastic!

 

Dr. 90210 has got to be kidding me - ASL

 

 

Alistair Stewart is really a doll. He's lucky he looks more like his mother, Penny Lancaster, than his pepaw...I mean his daddy Rod Stewart. Rod's 62 and Ali isn't even 2 years old.

 

They totally share diapers, apple sauce and bibs.

 

Source: Celebrity Babylon

 

 

Jacko celebrated his daughter, Paris Jackson's 9th birthday by putting a stocking over her head and taking her shopping at FAO Schwartz in Las Vegas. They created a complete circus as they walked through Caesars Palace. 

 

If this freak is so paranoid about the world seeing his kid's faces, why doesn't he just keep them inside or do they always wear those? How do they brush their teeth or eat food? Hahaha...those kids are going to be EFFED up royally. I mean they are probably doing drugs right now

 

Source: TMZ

 

 

John Mayer and Jessica Simpson have brought their chipmunk love to Australia where John went shirtless on the beach today

 

He's not hot in my book, but some of you may be into that sort of thing. The fact that he's dating that annoying wench also makes him not very attractive.

 

That dumb broad needs to stop opening her mouth! Nothing good can come of it.

 

Image Sources: JJB , People