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Thursday, May 10th 2007
She Could Feed All of Angelina's Babies
Salma Hayek is pregnant and by pregnant I mean...bitch is PREGNANT. Those titties alone are knocked up. I kind of dig it. Anyway, she's spending some time in Paris, because I guess that's where the baby daddy lives.
Thursday, May 10th 2007
Trude & Sting are Great Employers
Sting and Trudie Styler have been found guilty of treating their former chef like crap. Jane Martin was fired last April from her $56,000 a year job as their chef while she was knocked up. Jane claims that she was forced to work 14-hours a day and that Trudie yelled at her when she experienced morning sickness.
Jane claims Trudie said, "Who the f**k does she think she is? She's my chef in the Uk. She needs to be available if I need her, or she should rethink her position."
A Tribunal (like a judge type ho) said, "Although Mrs Sumner (Styler) tried to distance herself from the various unlawful acts and have them carried out by minions on her behalf, when the evidence is looked at holistically, her involvement is clear.
"She is without doubt the driving force manipulating others to perform her 'dirty work'. The position is aggravated by her lack of courage either to face the claimant direct and inform her she was no longer required or attend the tribunal to give evidence and have her machinations exposed to the light of day through cross-examination."
An amount of compensation will be determined next month in a hearing.
Trudie said they will appeal.
For some reason I thought Trudie was a nice witch and not a mean one. She's probably so grouchy, because her and Sting never bust a nut properly. They just have that tantric crap for 12 hours straight.
Source: Post Chronicle
Thursday, May 10th 2007
There She Goes Again!
Cameron Diaz would be a lot more attractive if she shut her lips. Seriously, the producers of Shrek 3 should've kept her off the talk show circuit. Anyway, Cameron is sick of people blaming her for being so damn gorgeous.
She said, "If a woman who's a successful actress weighs 300 pounds and has warts, nobody ever asks her, 'Do you think you made it because you're ugly?' So why should there be prejudice against someone who's had some success in films and looks a little better than average. It's all in my genes, so don't hold it against me."
She needs to fix that nose job before she goes around calling herself beautiful. Has anyone seen Cameron since last night? She was spotted with Rachel Zoe and well...Rachel does feed off of the beautiful and since Cammy is so stupidly-mind-boggling-gorgeous she'd be a prime victim for Chupa!
Source: US Weekly
Thursday, May 10th 2007
Michael Francis Wiley is a Hot Bitch
Michael Francis Wiley of Florida has no arms and one leg and yet he manages to outrun the cops! MF taught himself how to drive with just his stumps and he's infamous in Pasco County, because he's had his drivers license suspended many times.
One police officer spotted MF's hot ass getting into the drivers seat of a SUV. When the officer got closer, MF sped off and gave the cops a chase! The cops eventually stopped the chase. HAHA!!!
That ho should team up with Paris Hilton. They'd make a dynamic duo! Those coppers must feel mighty stupid losing a car chase to a bitch who doesn't have any arms and drives with his stumps!
Source: Crime News
Thanks Joseph
Thursday, May 10th 2007
The Harpo Marx Story
"The Best Time of Our Lives" starring Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley isn't out yet, but I don't think I need to see it. I mean with the new picures of filming everyday I feel like I've already seen it. It's about fugliness on the seaside!
It could also pass as a Harpo Marx biopic starring Sienna as Harpo.
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