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A Piece of Prince

One crazy fan tried to get herself a piece of Prince at concert in London. Prince invited some hos onstage and this chick took it a step further by trying to rape his ass! The look on Prince's face is priceless. He's totally saying "I don't like fish! I'm strictly dickly." Wait! Is that the chick from the Akon scandal?!

Source: TMZ

Posted by: Michael K

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Crazy

Vintage Lindsay Lohan & Tyra Banks

Before Tyra Banks became annoying and Lindsay Lohanbecame a crackhead they joined forces for a 2000 TV movie called Life-Size. The movie was about a lonely widower's daughter that accidentally brings a doll to life while she's trying to cast a spell to bring her dead mother back.

This is gold! Above is a clip from the end of the movie where Tyra attempts to lip-sync while getting down with Lohan. The song is actually kind of hot. Lindsay was so much more interesting when she was innocent and pure.

Click here to see another Emmy-winning scene from Life-Size.

Thanks Laura

Posted by: Michael K

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Martha Stewart Should Be Blohan's Mom

Lindsay Lohan was on Martha Stewart this morning not wearing a bra and taking a verbal beating from Martha. Martha basically goes on and on about how Blohan is a "party girl" and "goes out every night." She even asks Lindsay if she eats! Lindsay basically says she doesn't go out every night and she's not a party girl. It's funny, because after the taping of this show (taped yesterday) Blohan went out!

Martha is really hot and should replace White Oprah as Lindsay's mother. Obviously, she cares more for her.

Gawker has put together the best moments!

Here's Blohan today leaving NYC with her new boy-toy Calum Best.

Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Friday, May 11th 2007

Calum Best

Friday, May 11th 2007

Blohan & Calum Best

Bruce Willis Clears Up his Saddam Quote

Bruce Willis says that comments he made in 2003 were taken out of context. Bruce was quoted as saying that he would "give $1 million to anyone who caught Saddam Hussein." Look like someone came looking for the dough, because he said:

"It's not that it's not true - that was said metaphorically. It was taken out of context. I said it thinking my words would not be quoted in public. Anybody would be insane to say that. I'm not going to reach into my pocket and take a million dollars out and say bring me the head of someone. It's crazy."

"Once again, I got f--ked... The press are everywhere. They pay money for sh-t famous people say like that. So this'll all be taken as fact - that Bruce, in 2003, offered a reward for finding Saddam Hussein."

George Bush's stupid ass probably came a looking for the cash.

Source: Starpulse

Posted by: Michael K

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Hotness • Hunks

Kate Bosworth's Dude is Not Hot

For some reason I figured Kate Bosowrth's dude, James Rousseau, was a real dreamboat. They've been dating since September and he's some British model. He's good from far, far from good. They sort of look like brother and sister. On the positive, Kate is looking much..much better. She's still fighting the old, though.

Here's these two lovebirds at the opening of the Alessandro Dell’Acqua boutique in NYC last night.

Posted by: Michael K

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Kate Bosworth

Afternoon Crumbs

What the hell is she doing? - Egotastic!

Gemma Atkinson's breasts are actually quite amazing - Hollywood Tuna

The Travoltas are wonderful parents - IDLYITW

Paris Hilton buys corn - Cityrag

Janet Jackson hates working out - Hollywood Rag

Violet and Jen are joined at the hip - Popsugar

Jessica Simpson still looks like a dude - Just Jared

Kylie Minogue claims she's not boinking a married man - ASL

Bin Laden wanted to kill Bobby Brown - ONTD

Traci Bingham in yet another elegant outfit - The Bastardly

Posted by: Michael K

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Afternoon Crumbs

STD ART

Pete Doherty has produced his own art made out of his own blood. The show called "Bloodworks" includes 14 pieces made with blood, pen and pencils.

The Bankrobber gallery in the Notting Hill part of London is showing his works for the next 4 weeks.

The owner said, "His use of blood lends itself perfectly to exploring the extraordinary personal and physical intensity that characterises so much of Peter’s life and work as an artist in the broadest sense."

Prices for his work haven't been established, but limited-edition prints are available starting around $700.

Nastiness. That is some contaminated art! That being said, my barfday is coming up and this would look lovely next to my Farrah Fawcett boob art.