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I kind of forgot it was Mother's Day! Happy M Day to all you mom's out there. Speaking of moms, here's Jordan at an OK! Magazine event the other night without Peter Andre. Peter is recovering at home. Jordan is a few months pregnant. She's not looking her best. Her implants are totally going to burst and it's going to be a silicone, bronze MESS!

 

 

AHHHHH! Star Jones in a white, afro wig!!! This is not something I wanted or needed to see. Yes, it was for a 70s themed costume party at The Cove in the Bahamas last night, but STILL! Unfortunately, I couldn't find any pictures of Gay Al. He probably went as Mahogany!

 

 

 

Fuggie Fug is desperately trying to make the "mom jean" look happen. You know, this isn't atrocious! Don't hit me! I mean, she looks a whole lot better than Jessica Simpson . My mom had that same outfit in 1981. It could've been a lot worse.

 

Look what she wore onstage at Wango Tango yesterday! Captain Fugly takes flight!

 

 

 

 

High glamour! Joan Collins and Linda Evans known as Alexis and Krystle from "Dynasty" are battling it out again. The two just finished up a 30-week tour of the play "Legends!" The show was supposed to come to Broadway, but that doesn't seem likely.

 

Joan is pissed off at Linda, because she says Linda purposely hurt her. Joan's rep says, "Joan ended the tour with a sprained knee, a scar on her hand and almost choked to death!!! Evans kicked Joan's hand so hard that she now has a permanent scar and cannot wear a ring on her right hand. And she spent five weeks in therapy when Evans took it too far and allegedly pushed her off the stage."  

 

The play had a few cat fight scenes in it and Joan claims Linda went too far by trying to kill her! Five weeks of therapy? I love it! Joan seriously had a writer come up with that crap.

 

Linda's camp fires back! "Joan Collins is the biggest fucking sack of shit. She's the single most unprofessional actress working in Hollywood. Linda Evans hurting somebody? I find it unbelievable."

 

This is news to me! Joan is actually working in Hollywood? Yeah right!

 

The producer of the show said he was unaware of Joan's injuries and therapy. He seemed to take Linda's side. Joan responded with, "I'm surprised they are saying this. It was an unpleasant experience which is now over and the people you refer to are thankfully out of my life!"

 

I'm sad I never got to see this show. It was probably a massive trainweck! Get these two sluts in bikinis, oil them up and let them wrestle it out!

 

No wonder Mrs. Garett thinks Joan Collins is a bitch! 

 

Source: Page Six

 

 

 

The main Peniscat Doll, Nicole Scherzinger, and her boyfriend Talan Torriero from Laguna Beach looked like they were taking advantage of cameras being around while on vacation in Hawaii yesterday. She's totally doing him in the ass in that picture above.

 

She's one of the few girls that look better WITH fifty-pounds of make-up.  

 

 

 

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