Archives

 

Dude, Matthew McConagay never has a shirt on. NEVER. I bet he doesn't even own one. First he did that crap movie with Kate Hudson called "Fool's Gold" and now he's filming something called "Surfer Dude" in Malibu. Is he allergic to clothes or something?

 

McConagay it's time to step up your game! No more of this shirtless crap. We want to see the package now. Hard! None of this soft shit. It's probably gone from all the working out he does. It probably sticks out of his asshole.

 

Oh and I guess in this scene filmed today he's supposed to be angry or something.

 

 

 

 

Who wouldn't want to marry this portrait of a fine lady?! Jodie Marsh is currently shooting a MTV UK reality show where she's going to pick a dude and marry him from a huuuge casting call.

 

The first National casting call was held yesterday in London. Holy Moly! reports that the casting call attracted all of two men. Yes, two dudes showed up for that shit and one of the dudes was drunk! Hey, that's probably twice as many as they thought would show up!

 

Why aren't people taking this woman seriously? All she wants is love followed by a load in the butt crack or is it a load in the butt crack followed by love?

 

Jodie let's quit all the games and just come and marry me! We are both lonely and hurting. We need each other like a genital wart needs puss. Pun intended.

 

 

Damn! Looks like Pamela Bach is a wreck, because a judge has awarded The Hoff temporary full custody of his two kids. Despite that video of a drunken Hoff taken by his teenage daughter, the judge ruled in his favor.

 

The court-appointed expert said that Pamela refused drug testing and was abusive towards her kids. The Hoff will have full custody for the next two weeks until the next hearing.

 

The Hoff for the win! Those kids are the ones that are losing though. They are being shuttled between a drunk daddy and a crazy mommy. Ugh, they are going to be drug addicts by the time they are 19! 

 

Source: TMZ

 

 

 

 

ExtraTV reports that Paula Abdul broke her nose over the weekend. Paula was trying avoid stepping on her chihuahua, Tulip, and fell on her face! Her rep confirms it, but says she was not hospitalized. Paula is currently shooting a reality show and I pray they got that on tape.

 

I'm betting homegirl was all sorts of drunk and the "broken nose" won't raise a lot of questions when she gets a nose job. Hey, Cameron Diaz did it.  

 

 

 

 

Beyonce is apparently in talks to play Maggie the Cat in a new Broadway revival of "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." The revival was originally supposed to begin performances later this year, but it's been pushed back to accommodate her schedule. The all African-American production will be directed by Debbie Allen. Oh shit, loved her ass in "A Different World."

 

In addition to  Beyonce, Danny Glover is in talks to play Big Daddy, Phylicia Rashad is in talks to play Big Momma and LL Cool J is pretty much set as Brick.  

 

Broadway star Audra McDonald had agreed to play Maggie, but apprently producers wanted a bigger name. Audra said, "I think Beyoncé's an incredibly beautiful, talented singer. But the stage is a very difficult beast . . . a lot of people don't understand how difficult it is not just to do it right once, but do it right eight times a week and keep it up."

 

Elizabeth Taylor was nominated for her an Oscar for the film version of the Tennessee Williams play.  

 

Can you imagine this shit?! I would be front and center, because you know this is going to be some campy shit. Beyonce as Maggie the cat?!!! Death to the theater!

 

Source , Source