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There She Blows... Again
A rep for Lindsay Lohan issued a statement to TMZ:
"Lindsay admitted herself to an intensive medical rehabilitation facility on Memorial Day. Because this is a medical matter, it is our hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation and respect the privacy of Lindsay as well as the other patients receiving treatment at the facility."
Oh please. If she wanted privacy she would keep her nose away from the coke and her ass out from behind the wheel.
Source: TMZ
No Girls Over 100 Pounds Allowed
My fellows Americans its that time of yearTo celebrate our country by drinking massive amountsof beerLet's stand together as one, live the American dreamTake shots, pass out, & wake up with our pantsripped open at the seamsLet's glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and yourtightest pair of Tsubi jeansEven though we have no clue what Memorial day means!!!There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 poundsallowed in. Start starving yourself now!
This Is How They Roll
Heidi Klum was seen out strolling Soho with her children, mom and three other nameless bitches. According to Hello Magazine these are Heidi's hired hos. She must be scared of getting jumped by other nannies so she had her posse of hard hittin' cronies in tow.
Do you gotta get jumped in to get a job like that?
When Reality TV Goes Too Far
Tori the Hutt Likes to Dance


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