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Tuesday, June 12th 2007
Praying To Be Thin
Gwen Shamblin is the creator and leader of The Weigh Down Workshop which helps their members to lose weight by praying to Jesus! Gwen on "The Insider" tonight and she says that when your fat ass wants to eat that brownie, ask Jesus to help you resist that temptation! Um...I hate to break it to Gwen, but Jesus doesn't give a fuck!
These chicks claim they have lost a ton of weight based on faith alone. I'm sure they are on their knees, but it's not praying they are doing. It's puking!
Visit Gwen's website if you want Jesus to help you drop the pounds.
P.S. - I'm running out right now to get my hair done just like Gwen's. I'm pretty sure Paves does her mop!
Click here if you can't view the video above!
Tuesday, June 12th 2007
Geri's Monster Trainer
DAMN!!!! Geri Haliwell trainer's dick is probably as big as her! Actually, probably not. Huge dudes like that usually have pencil ones. Trust.
Here's these two going for a walk in London today.
Tuesday, June 12th 2007
When Strange People Say Strange Things
John Travolta on being a freak:
"We're like the Addams family or the Munsters, living sort of an odd, nocturnal life. My kids probably stay up too late. My wife goes to bed around three, and I follow around seven. Right now, there's just you and me, and no one interfering in our space."
Ed. Note - THIS BITCH IS NUTS!
Thanks Elizabeth
Tuesday, June 12th 2007
Paris Gets Dropped
Paris Hilton's agency Endeavor has dropped her ass. According to People the entire staff at Endeavor was told by a company-wide e-mail. She's been with the agency since 2005. The agency rep said, "Paris is no longer a client."
In other Paris news, she's apparently on suicide watch according to x17. Their source claims that she's taken a turn for the worst and has 3 guards watching her in the pysch ward. She hasn't been cleared yet to leave and the sheriff is fearing for her mental state.
Ugh! She only has like two weeks left, right?! If it's that awful bitch should pull a Cinderella and let one of her crabs crawl out of her vagina and unlock the door, so she can make an escape. The other crabs can make her a gown out of old sheets. Duh!
Tuesday, June 12th 2007
Those Are Bigger Than Him!
Last night in Miami a fan asked Danny DeVito to sign her fat ass titties. Seriously, those things are bigger than his whole body. I never got that "sign my tits" thing. It probably took a few Sharpies and a step ladder for DeVito to sign those things. Nast.
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