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Thursday, June 28th 2007
The Second Cumming
Paris Hilton has landed in Hawaii looking like a character from her favorite book, The Holy Bible. She arrived by herself and is said to be on a very short family vacation.
The wig isn't fooling us Paris. I can smell you from here.
Thursday, June 28th 2007
Britney Spears Delivers Legal Papers To Her Mother
Britney Spears was spotted on the set of her sister's TV show to deliver some sort of legal papers to their mother, Lynn Spears. It has been rumored that Britney wanted to file a restraining order against her mother to keep her away from SPF and JJ. Brit is apparently still pissed off at her mother for helping to put her into rehab.
Isn't some kind of official server supposed to do that? And why the hell did she show her thighs while delivering legal papers? Ain't nobody going to take her seriously with that cottage cheese flopping out. Wear a business suit next time Brit.
Red Bull and pork rinds have really rotted her brains. Filing a restraining order against your mother, because she tried to help you out? Hopefully it's not a restraining order and it's an order from the court asking Lynn to help her daughter out in the wardrobe department. Bitch needs that more than anything!
UPDATE - According to TMZ IT IS NOT a restraining order. It was a letter from her out-of-state lawyer. Sources claim the letter asks Lynn to stay away from Britney's kids while she's on medications that may impair her ability while around them.
OMG!!!! This is RICH! Britney's such a dumbass that she's probably confused. Lynn probably sent that letter to her! Britney's the one that has "issues" in the mom department. Lynn better start singing now! What the hell kind of medication is Lynn taking? I want the dirt! Somebody go to talk to Nancy Grace now! Not Larry King, because that old turtle-head isn't capable of asking the tough questions!
Click here t o see the video of Brit facing her mother. Nasty ass is picking her butt the entire time. Smells like chicken. Is this bitch for a real or is she just a cartoon character from "King of the Hill?"


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