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White Oprah is just as much as a joke as her daughter's second rehab stint!

Posted in The NY Post:

DINA Lohan, the leggy mother of Lindsay, is always described as a former Radio City Music Hall Rockette - but she’s not. After an inquiry from The Post, a spokeswoman for Radio City called back to say an exhaustive search found no record of Dina Lohan, or Donata Sullivan (her maiden name), ever being a Rockette. Execs at Cablevision, which owns Radio City, were said to be indignant anyone would claim to be a Rockette who wasn’t. “It’s like claiming to have a degree from Harvard when you don’t. It’s a big deal to be a Rockette,” said our source.

Wow, she lied? Nooo. Why is she trying to impress us anyway? I'd be more impressed if she'd pull a magic trick and disappear already. The skank's fifteen were up 5 months ago.

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Fug alert! A lovely picture of woof woof Kimbo arriving at the 2007 Glamour Women of the Year Awards in London last night. How the hell did she get invited to this thing?? Her ugly ass has no business being there. Does she even work? By the way, this dress is hideous. She looks like a q-tip, or going to a slutty 80's prom. Then again fuglies should wear fugly things. So it's perfect on her.

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Mel C aka Sporty Spice does an interview and talks about doing the Spice Girls reunion. There's currently not one in the works but Sporty says she'd do it if the other girls were up to it.

No! They can't! This will ruin their careers. Actually I'm very open to the idea as well. Just do it already. Get it over with so we can move on!

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