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Sheriff Lee Baca said yesterday that Paris Hilton will most likely only serve 18 days in the slammer. The Judge ordered Paris' sentence back up to 45-days yesterday, but hours after Lee Baca reduced it back down to the 23. He says she's already served 5-days so minus that from 23 and you got 18! State law requires that sluts get time off for "good behavior" for every day they serve.

 

She's currently at Twin Towers receiving medical and psychological treatment. Lee will then determine which facility she will go to. Paris' lawyers will file an appeal on Monday so wonky may be out even sooner.

 

Above is a picture of Wonky's 3 fans outside the courtroom. I'm actually surprised. I expected the average Wonk fan to be 11-years-old with severe ADD.

 

 

 

Evan Rachel Wood is daddy's little girl and her heart belongs to him. No, literally. He's probably going to rip out her heart and eat it. I kid...I kid. Evan and Mar took Paris by storm yesterday as a gaggle of paps followed their asses. They showed a little affection which probably made a whole lot of Parisians barf up their baguettes and shit.

 

Mar recently told MTV News that Evan is now the highest paid video ho. Evan stars in his "Heart Shaped Glasses" video. He said, "I did insist that Evan be paid the most that any actress has ever been paid in music-video history to be in this, even though she wouldn't have asked for it. There's no one else that could've been in it, because it was inspired by her."

 

He probably paid her in old man jizz. Isn't that shit like wine? Tastes better with age? Raunch. 

 

 

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Looks like that little Spice Girls reunion is going to go down this Christmas. It was reported a few weeks ago that Posh, Baby, Scary, Sporty and Ginger Spice were recording a new single to be released in December. Sources tell People Magazine that the plan is to release a greatest hits album along with a few new tracks. They will then take their act on a Worldwide tour.

 

A source said, "It should be happening in December," a source tells PEOPLE. "Geri [Halliwell, a.k.a. Ginger Spice] and Emma ["Baby Spice" Bunton] have been in the studio writing new material and they want to do a worldwide tour." 

 

Have you seen these sluts live? I saw them back in the 90s and I think that's the reason for my severe mental problems. With the little girls screaming in my ear and their track blasted extra loud....it was too much. I mean they scripted in their banter to the audience. That being said, I'd probably be front row-center if this went down.

 

Here's Posh as Carmen SandiANO arriving back in Los Angeles yesterday.