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Sally Kirkland Is NUTS!

TMZ has this picture of Sally Kirkland as Lionel Richie in an upcoming episode of "The Simple Life." In the episode Nicole apparently convinces Sally to dress as Lionel for Drama camp. Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are going to be all over this!

Isn't Nicole half-black or something? This makes me very uncomfortable.

That being said, Nicole looks like the twin sister of Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe in this pic!

Posted by: Michael K

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Crazy • Uncomfortable

Old Bitch Fight!

Earlier this month Morrissey made some negative comments about Madonna while performing at a PETA benefit in Norfolk, VA. He said, “I wouldn’t be surprised if she made that African boy she adopted into and a coat and wore him for 15 minutes, then threw it away."

Oh shit that's funny. Unfortunately, Madonna didn't see the humor in it. Her rep responded today with, “In an attempt to trash Madonna, he revealed himself. What kind of a person could even call up such imagery and words?”

Don't look at ME! Ok...yes I would say that. What kind of person does that make me? A Morrissey person! Hooray. I think he was just being a bitchy queen and made a joke. Madge knows what bitchy queens are like and she should take it with a grain of salt.

Wait has anyone seen David??? Maybe she did turn him into a coat!

Source: Us Weekly

Posted by: Michael K

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Madonna

I Do Not Want To See Her In Lingerie

Kate Moss is out and Maggie Gyllenhaal is in. Agent Provocateur has asked Maggie to be their new spokeswhore. Kate's contract is up next month and Maggie's ads start on September 1st. She will make a short-film for the lingerie brand before print ads go out.

What's wrong in getting models? I am so sick of fugly ass actresses taking jobs away from models. What's the point anyway? They are only going to airbrush Maggie so much that she will end up not even looking like herself.

Source - Image: Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Gayest Prison Ever

These bitches are headed for Broadway I know it. These are 1,500 prisoners from the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center in Cebu, Philippines practicing Michael Jackson's "Thriller." That's just their warm-up. They also do "Sister Act!"

These practices are probably a smart thing. It exhausts the fuck out of them, so they won't want to rape each other with brooms.

VIA Gawker
Thanks D

Posted by: Michael K

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Panty Creamer Of The Day: Mario Lopez

Oh hell yes. This is just what I need to end the week. Slater is looking better than ever. Who's that twinkie with him? He better step off! Just kidding. Save your e-mails.

Here's Slater jogging on the beach on 7/18. I don't see much of a package which is a wee (pun intended) bit disappointing.