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Saturday, July 21st 2007

Rest In Peace Tammy Faye

 
Tammy Faye Messner passed away yesterday at her home from lung yesterday. She was 65. Larry King announced it on his show earlier this evening. He also said that she was cremated per her wishes. Tammy appeared on his show this week. When asked if she had a message for her fans. She told Larry:
 
"I'd like to say that I genuinely love you, and I genuinely care, and I genuinely want to see you in heaven someday. I want you to find peace. I want you to find joy"
 
She will be missed! Tammy Faye forever :)
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Saturday, July 21st 2007

Spot The Dog!

 
Dog's worst friend, Paris Hilton, brought her harem of furry friends to her Malibu beach house yesterday. It still boggles my mind that one of these mutts just doesn't bite the shit out of her. I mean one of her 80 dogs has to have at least a drop of Doberman blood that will bring out the carnal beast in him!
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Paris with dogs

Paris with dogs

Paris with dogs

Paris with dogs

Paris with dogs

Paris with dogs

Paris with dogs

Paris with dogs
Saturday, July 21st 2007

Who Knew Someone Could Get So Upset Over Slut Dolls?


Paula Abdul got fired from the Bratz movie and she wants to know where God was?! Um.....he was busy laughing at your ass! That's what he was doing. God doesn't care about a movie about hooker dolls!

The best part of the video comes at the end when she screams at her staff "YOU GUYS PLEASE! I'M TRYING TO TELL A GODDAMN STORY!"

Using his name in vain! And she wonders why he's MIA when she needs him most?!

Posted by: Michael K


Saturday, July 21st 2007

Bush Got Effed Today!

 
At least someone is getting some action around here. For about 2 hours this morning Dick Cheney was President of the United States while George Bush was getting effed in DA AZZ. Georgie underwent a routine colonoscopy where doctors found those pesky weapons of mass destruction.
 
Ok no, but they found five small polyps in his large intestine. Everything went well, but I'm sure that skank was super dirty down there. Can you imagine?
 
He resumed presidency at 9:21am.
 
I love how they announce to us that this is going down.
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Saturday, July 21st 2007

Who Is She Calling A Fat Fuck?!

 
After her lovely day on a boat with SPF and JJ, Britney Spears curses out a photographer. Bitch is mad! In a video taken by SplashNews Britney rolls down her car window and tells the photograher:
 
"Hey baby when are you going to go on a diet? Have you ever tried Weight Watchers you fat fuck!? Why don't you run?! You need to fucking jog you pussy. Yeah run, run bitch!"
 
Meanwhile one of her kids is screaming and crying in the backseat while her friend giggles at her attack.
 
We know what JJ's first word is going to be!
 
Click here to see the video. Bitch is headed for yet ANOTHER breakdown.
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Saturday, July 21st 2007

Phoebe Price Is In EVERY Magazine


This is an amazing interview with Phoebe Price at a party where she tells us she was once an International model in Milan! PP is truly the lost supermodel of the 90s.

She also tells us she has 5 movies coming out this year and is in every single magazine. Really? I just got my copy of "Game and Fish magazine and I didn't see PP in there. Well come to think of it, that dead trout does look familiar.

I cannot get enough of this hot twat.

Thanks Amy

Posted by: Michael K