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In the seedy underworld of 1920s Buenos Aires, Tango legend Carlos Gardel is involved in a torrid love affair with a prostitute and sees his life shattered when a bullet takes her life and pierces his own flesh. Remaining in his lung for the rest of his life, the bullet serves as an eternal reminder of his pain and loss. Finding his way to the exciting Paris of the 1930s, Carlos seduces the crowds with his enchanting voice, bringing Tango music as a liberating force to Europe. Amidst this backdrop of free-spirited decadence and corruption, a mysterious woman enters his life and changes him forever, turning his beautiful sorrow into a musical legend.

There were a lot of great moments from this week's "Crack Rock of Love." I've picked two and the first involves a challenge where the girls have to try and get Bret excited with a little phone sex action. Magdalena decides to serenade Bret with a song and I swear she's giving Barry White a run for his money. Bitch sounds like she has nuts of steel and she probably does!

My second favorite clip involves a fight between Erin and Brandi. Brandi is jealous of Erin and her "circus tits" winning one of the challenges and so she goes after her. The fight is pretty average, until Erin tells Brandi that she's only pretty in the "meth world" and also brings up her "meth scratched face." AHAHAHAH! Brandi leaves the room and starts crying, because I guess she got her "meth scars" from a car accident.

Brandi should've thought about that before picking a fight with Erin. Erin is a nasty skank, but she's so right. Brandi is only hot in the meth world.

I'm also quite upset that we will never hear Tiffany say "Don't threaten me with a good time" again. How could Bret get rid of her?!

I want my money back!