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Wednesday, July 25th 2007

Beyonce Better Watch Herself

 
Here comes Flavor of Love's Deelishis and Schatar!!!!
 
Deelishis has a new video out for her song "Rumpshaker." Yeah, a song about her juicy booty. Real original Deelishis. Click here to see it, but I'll break it down for you. It's just another video with some chicks covered in oil, shaking their asses. Come on now Deelishis! At least give us something different. Cover yourself in nacho cheese instead. Something......damn!
 
Deelishis better watch her ass (well it's not hard) because Hottie is coming for her. Hottie told AOL Black Voices that she has a song on the Top 40. 
 
She said, "I am currently in the studio and I'm working with one of the former members of Earth, Wind & Fire. I have a single out now and it's called 'It's Money Banks,' and it broke the Top 40 on its debut. The member of Earth, Wind & Fire is Michael Beal, and it's produced by Man Man the Beatmaker."
 
Top 40 what?! Top 40 on Hottie's own personal iTunes? Yeah, that makes sense.
 
I searched for the year's biggest hit and I couldn't find it anywhere!
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, July 25th 2007

Stay Away From Oscar

 
Oscar the Cat is a resident pussy at a nursing home in Providence, Rhode Island. Staff members at the nursing home claim that Oscar can predict when a patient is going to pass away by curling up next to them in their final hours. Oscar has done this 25 times.
 
Dr. Dosa of the nursing home said, "He doesn't make too many mistakes. He seems to understand when patients are about to die. Many family members take some solace from it. They appreciate the companionship that the cat provides for their dying loved one."
 
When Oscar starts getting cozy next to a patient, the staff rings up their family and lets them know it's time.
 
That's one deadly pussy!
 
 
Thanks Chic 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, July 25th 2007

Lip-Syncing Extravaganza!

 
JLo confirmed yesterday she will go on her first ever concert tour with Skeletor. The tour will launch this fall in Atlantic City, NJ and travel through North America and Puerto Rico.
 
This is going to be a lip-syncing mess! At least I hope it is. Have you ever heard JLo sing live?!  It's like hearing those dogs that have had their vocal chords remove try to bark. If you haven't heard that sound before, be grateful.
 
Speaking of dogs, Skeletor is looking like a chihuahua more and more each day. I'm not talking about those cute, furry ones either (Yes there is such thing as cute chihuahuas so such your asses!) I'm talking about those beat down ones that smoke crack.  
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony in NYC

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony in NYC

Jennifer Lopez in NYC

Jennifer Lopez in NYC

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony in NYC

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony in NYC

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony in NYC

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony in NYC
Wednesday, July 25th 2007

Get That Bottle Away From Her!

 
Child experts are concerned that 15-MONTH-old Suri Cruise is still on a bottle. HAHAA! Suri was caught by cameras at the L.A. Galaxy game happily clutching and sucking on her bottle.
 
A baby expert told The National Enquirer, “Liquids containing sugar- including milk, formula and fruit juice- if left in a baby’s mouth, can acidify and become corrosive to the teeth. If the baby lies in bed or sucks on a bottle for long periods of time, both the upper and lower teeth can be subject to decay."
 
Another expert is concerned about the emotional well-being of Suri being on a bottle too long.
 
“Toddlers can become dependent on it and on the ‘sucking impulse,’ which is often difficult for them to control and to wean themselves off of."
 
I know this story is sort of lame, but I thought it was funny. I think tooth decay is the last thing Suri needs to worry about. Shouldn't these "experts" be concerned about her father being a told NUT JOB?!
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, July 25th 2007

Creative Editing My Ass


This past weekend I posted a video of Paula Abdul from "Hey Paula!" where she completely loses it after finding out she was fired from the Bratz movie. Her rep has told UsWeekly that Paula is the one that left the project and she wasn't fired.

"She was not only taping "American Idol three days at week, she was also filming her Bravo reality series Hey Paula! five days a week as well. In addition, she was in the process of not only expanding her successful QVC jewelry line but also coming up with the first scent in her new perfume line "Sexy Thoughts. Something had to give and ultimately that was Bratz."

"The producers and executives at New Line begged Paula not to reveal in the press that she had voluntarily left the film as they were reaping tremendous publicity from using Paula's name to attract interest in the film via press releases and internet stories (over 88,000 thus far)."

Her rep said the meltdown from Hey Paula was all "creative editing."

Um.....Paula talks about it! She says and I quote "After all these long months of hard work. I get an e-mail that basically says they don't me. And I really scratch my head and think where's God when you need him."

Bitch was fired! It's ok to admit. Not everyone can handle the crazy. The best part of the video is still the end when she tells everyone to shut up, because she's trying to tell a GD story. That so needs to be my voicemail message.

Posted by: Michael K