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Unfortunately, Takeru Kobayashi didn't win Nathan's Hot Dog contest today. His ass only ate 63 dogs. Joey Chestnut from San Jose won and broke the world record by downing 66. NASTY! I was going to eat HGs today, but I think that would be a wrong move.

My favorite fat-eating ho of all-time Sonya "The Black Widow" Thomas barely made the top 5. You're slacking Sonya!

Anyway, watch the video about to witness the Kobayashi Splatter. It'll keep you off the dogs today.

Happy 4th ya'll and don't forget to drink and drive! Wait, or is it don't drink and drive. I don't know, just drink!

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Hey everyone! I'm back from my much needed vacation in Maui. It was so beautiful and relaxing. But its good to be home again. I just want to thank you all for your letters of love and support. I am doing my best to respond to each and every one with the letter I wrote--that message was for fans like you who have supported me through it all.

I wanted to let you all know that I'm going to be updating my myspace and writing in more cause I haven't done it in awhile. The past month has inspired me to move forward with some exciting new projects, so I will keep you all posted.

Happy 4th of July everyone, and remember to be responsible and have a designated driver! Just looking out for you all. I love you and have an amazing summer!

xoxo
Paris

Dear x17,

 

I want to apologize for the past incedent with the umbrella. I was preparing a character for a possible movie role where the husband doesn't play his part so they swap places. Unfortunatly I didn't get the part. I'm sorry I got alil carried away with my role!

 

Britney