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Divine Brown was the hot mess hooker that got caught with Hugh Grant. Hugh got arrested and it also effed up his relationship with Elizabeth Hurley. Divine claims that the 1995 incident made her a millionaire and put her 3 kids through a Beverly Hills private school.

 

She said, "Everything turned out for the better. It helped me turn my life into something positive. I was blessed that it could get me out of that lifestyle. (It was) the best night of my life. "

 

Divine made money from interviews and several commercials.

 

She went on to say, "I love Hugh Grant. Hugh Grant put my kids through school, gave us a chance of the life we probably would've never reached. We had a chance to travel on private jets."

 

 

See! Hooking up with a hooker can make beautiful things happen. Who ever said that sucking dirty dick in a dark alley doesn't pay off eventually? Don't worry hookers of the world. While you're running from the cops in stilleto heels and a thong, remember that one day you too could be caught with a Hollywood actor and become an instant millionaire. There's hope over the crack rainbow! 

 

 

 

 

First John Travolta's lace front and now Billy Bob? Have all the plugs in Hollywood been used up? I will say that BB's lace front is put together a little more discreetly. You can't really tell there's a dead cat on his head from far away.

 

Here's BB at the "King of Blues" concert last month. 

 

 

 

 

Britney Spears already wrote a letter to x17 apologizing over the "umbrella incident" and she decided to update her website with basically the same reason. 

 

Does anybody post this for Britney or does she do it herself? How could nobody catch her mistakes. I mean ROLL?! Bitch is always thinking about food.  

 

Source: TMZ

 

 

 

 

 

According to the Daily Mail big undies are all the rage with celebrities now. So why haven't I seen any? They claim that Sienna Miller, Beyonce and others have turned their asses off thongs and onto the big panties.

 

They report:

 

This magical ability to hide a multitude of sins (and that box of chocs you know you shouldn't have eaten) lies at the heart of our love affair with Big Pants.

Even when you haven't been able to stick to your diet and your dress is a size too small, you can rely on your trusty pair of superfirm control pants.

The power of Lycra will suck you in from knees to chest, sculpting a waist that didn't seem to be there when you got up this morning.

Since it's such a "craze" will they please send a pair to every Hollywood skank out there even the dudes. They look fugly, but I'd rather see a big girl panty than a nasty ass snatch. That's the truth. 

 

 

Us Weekly has learned that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony will hit the road together this Fall. After the August 3rd of their film "El Cantante" the pair will tour the country and play major arenas.

 

A source said, “They each will do their own Spanish and English songs and duet.”

 

I'll be down for this as long as they are using the same vocal technology as the Spice Girls for JLo. Homegirl sings like a deaf cat in heat.

 

At least Skeletor will be easy to transport. They make coffins really light these days.

 

 

In what was the closest race since Gore and Bush, Phoebe Price barely beat out Sarah Silverman by 50 votes to take June's HS of the Month! I knew you guys loved her as much as I do. Yeah, right. Pity votes. 

 

Phoebe would probably thank you personally, but she's in the middle of a little legal matter. Her beauty will get her through it. 

 

She joins an illustrious group of Hot Sluts in the finals! She will battle out Ross Mathews ,  Alexyss K Tylor , Beth Ditto , Lisa Nowak , Nancy Pelosi and 6 others in the end!

 

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