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It's little Hayden Panettiere and boyfriend/douchebag Stephen from Laguna Beach. She looks like an 8-year-old Russian gymnast. He looks like a typical L.A. tool. Together they make a beautiful couple. She'll be over his ass in 6-months after she finds someone more famous which isn't that hard.

 

 

 

 

Clay Gayken spoke to ET about the little airplane fight that went down between him and another lady.

 

He said, "While sleeping on a plane over the weekend, my foot evidently found a home on the arm rest of the passenger seated directly in front of me. I didn't realize I was causing the woman any distress until she woke me up with a quick hit to the chest.

"Unfortunately, being that this happened on a plane, the FBI was called in to investigate and eventually we were all sent on our way. I'd like to thank everyone for their concern; I am fine and have taken steps to prevent any foot wandering in the future."

 

He was probably having a sexy dream and his foot was his tongue and the armrest was...well you know.

 

That wasn't nice of that woman to hit him in the chest. If she hit him any lower gallons of jizz would've spewed out. Raunch.

 

 

 

A New Hampshire man robbed a bank in Manchester dressed as a damn tree. Yes. James Coldwell taped branches all over himself and walked into a Citizen Bank Saturday morning and demanded cash. He didn't say anthing about having a weapon. The teller handed him an unknown amount of money and the dude let the wind carry him out of the bank.

 

The Police Sgt is a real comedian. He said, "He really went out on a limb."

 

Despite his clever disguise, he was recognized when the bank video was played on the local news. The 49-year-old man was arrested Sunday. 

 

How the hell could the teller hand him cash? I would doubled over from laughing so hard. I would probably lose consciousness from not being able to breathe due to my incessant laughter!

 

I totally found my Halloween costume this year. 

 

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