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Hiking with dogs, biking, white river rafting ....rehab is fun! That's Lindsay Lohan (the one in the Faith hat not the one dancing) near her rehab home in Sundance, Utah. For the past few days Lindsay and her fellow habbers have been seen out and about on different activities. 

 

I hope that pooch is a drug sniffing dog.

 

We all need to become crackheads, so we can go to camp all summer!! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Breaking! KFed got a job. Even though it's freelance....and probably part-time...well probably just one day work....and he probably won't get paid. Oh well!

 

KFed will guest star on one episode of "One Tree Hill." TMZ reports that KFed only agreed to do the spot if it didn't eff up his custody arrangements. It doesn't, so he'll be shooting in North Carolina this week.

 

I don't think I've seen one episode of that crap, but I'm guessing KFed will probably play one of five things:

 

1. Drug dealer

2. Janitor

3. Fast Food employee

4. Himself

5. Campus pothead

 

Watch for this bitch at Emmy time!

 

 

 

 

Keira Knightley is really pissed that they keep photoshopping the hell out of her photos for magazines and ad campaigns. Here's a suggestion Keira?! How about don't pose for them? It's not brain surgery.

 

Keira went off and said, ""Somebody goes, 'Gosh, you're pretty.' Thanks. I've got good genes! OK, I'm on the cover of a magazine but somebody else does the hair, and the make-up, and airbrushes the fuck out of me - it's not me, it's something other people have created."

 

This bitch is such a grouch. They probably have to photoshop a smile on her face, because she's so effin constipated. Wah, wah, wah! It's so hard being famous! 

 

She also said in a perfect world actors and actresses' privates lives were kept private. 

"I think it ruins the magic. That's why I like watching films from 20, 30, 40, 50 years ago, because I don't want to know who (the actors) are, I don't want to know their life story. I want them to be characters on the screen. The magic is in the screen, not knowing what's behind it, because that ruins the magic."

 

So quit the business, move to Greenland and become a sheep herder. She'd probably bitch about that too! This skank should be grateful, because she can't act worth a damn!

 

Source: Metro

 

 

 

Gummi Bear drinks Diet Coke? Why even bother?!

 

In other Gummi news, Page Six reports that just like his brother, Fat Elvis, Gummi is broke! Sources say they have been spotted trying to cash checks for small amounts. Reportedly, their family has cut them off. How the hell is Gummi going to eat?! They better give him some money or bitch is going to start eating small animals and children!

 

Not only that, how is he going to pay to fix a staph infection on his leg! LOL! TMZ reports that Gummi contracted some flesh eating bacteria that his left his body full of sores. He told TMZ, "I am literally being eating alive!" Um....that could take years if not decades.

 

He's apparently on this crap called Zyvox which costs $4,000! He can just borrow some from Paris. Above is Gummi at Paris' Malibu pad this past weekend.

 

Image: Splash

 

 

 

 

It's a homeless lesbian gang! No, it's just Samantha Ronson and Lily Allen. Damn, they look like they woke up on the inside of a Salvation Army discount bin. Here's these two lovely lads going for lunch in London today.

 

At Saturday's V Festival, Lily Allen spoke out about her Visa issues in the U.S. She called George Bush a "fucking cunt." Hey, no fair! Get your own nickname for him Lily. That's one is taken by me.

 

She went on to say, “I’ve been banned from America. That’s nice. Oh well, that means I can’t go back there. Good.”

 

Good is right! We've got enough annoying fug of our own to deal with.

 

Image: Splash

 

 

 

UGH! Does Star Jones look OK here or am I going crazy, because I haven't eaten since like 8 this morning. I'm going with the latter, because it's unnatural to think she will ever look good. She's like a walking skeleton with ten pounds of pancake make-up slathered all over her.

 

The plus is that she's not showing off her saggy cleavage with that scar running down the front. Shudder.