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KFed Is Loving This

KFed threw his sons a Birthday pool party on Sunday while Britney was busy humiliating herself in front of millions of people. JJ turns 1 on Wednesday and SPF turns 2 on Friday. Brit's parents, Lynne and Jamie, attended along with 20 other people. The party went down at KFed's SFV house.

KFed is loving how he's looking right now. Bitch probably kisses himself in the mirror, because he's managed to look like the sane one. You also know he recorded her VMA performance and is using that as Exhibit A for their custody battle.

Speaking of her VMA performance. A source said Brit was supposed to wear a corset, "Britney was supposed to wear a matching corset that she opted out of wearing at the last minute. She was just plain nervous because of all the hype and she's embarrassed."

Please, you know her shit busted that thing open.

Jokes aside, I pray homegirl stays home with her kids all week. It can't get any worse, but it probably will. Don't forget their Birthdays Brit!

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Posted by: Michael K

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Britney Spears • KFed

It Took Her Long Enough!

Last week Jodie Foster spoke out about Lindsay Lohan and basically blamed White Oprah.

Jodie said, "Can I just ask, where is her mother? I mean, really, where is her mother?"

"When I was their age, there were no big 18-year-old stars... Now, we want the 17-year-olds so we can bleed them for all they're worth and squeeze as much money as we possibly can out of them - and then their career will be over in something like three years."

And of course White Oprah has to respond, because that's what she does for a living. She probably puts "Responder" as her "occupation" on her tax returns.

W.O. told 24/Sizzler , “It really saddens me that a mom would comment on another mom without ever meeting me!”

“Ironically Lindsay’s talent was compared to Jodie Foster’s as a little girl! I don’t know what Jodie dealt with as a young Hollywood actress but I do know if it weren’t for her mother she would not be a successful actress today! I’m sure her mother made many sacrifices for her to be successful.”

“All we want as parents is to cultivate our children’s dreams ,whatever field they choose. She has no idea who we are and what we have dealt with! If she has a question to ask me, don’t ridicule me publicly! She should know how the press twists the truth! Don’t judge without facts!”

The thing is White Oprah really sounds like a good mother through her statements and shit. If only her statements raised Lindsay, she'd probably be in a better place and not in rehab. You're right, she didn't write that shit. Her dealer probably did.

Posted by: Michael K

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Lindsay Lohan • White Oprah

She Is Ridiculous!

This bitch has become a caricature of herself! Earlier I said Criss Angel had guinea pig hair. This woman has it too. Don't get me wrong, she's still the hottest shemalien I've ever seen.

Her dress would also look better on the floor, with a coffee table in the middle of it and two loveseats flanking it.

Here's Posh being foolish at the Oscar De La Renta show this afternoon in NYC.