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I wanted to an Emmy post on the worst dressed hos, but they are all so damn boring! They all wear the same tired dress with the same "wind swept" hair. That's why I have to thank Ellen Pompeo for bringing on the fug. I can always count on her. Doesn't she looks like Rachel Zoe's little sister?

 

I'm serious when I say this is after morning jizz hair. It looks like she got freaky last night, got group bukkake all over her hair, slept in it and then came to the Emmys.

 

Jizz is the new Aquanet.

 

 

 

 

O.J. Simpson was arrested at the Palm's Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas earlier today for allegedly robbing a bitch with a gun last week. He will be charged with a total of six counts of robbery, assault, burglary and conspiracy.  Yesterday, some other dude that was apparently with O.J. at the time of the robbery was arrested.

 

The Juice is being accused of showing up to a sports memorabilia collectors hotel room at the Palace Station Casino (GHETTO) under the guise that he was interested in buying the crap. O.J. instead robbed the dude at gunpoint with help from two dudes. 

 

O.J. claims the crap was his. O.J. is still in the slammer tonight.

 

No high-speed car chase? I'm disappointed. I say throw away the key. 

 

I had to post this picture of O.J. with Mario Winans. I swear I got contact high just looking at it.  

 

Source: CNN

 

 

 

Rumer Willis brings new meaning to give me some head. It's just so odd! That shit needs to be studied by scientists or something. Does Egghead software still exist, because if they do that bitch was born to their mascot.  

 

Thankfully for her, she was given a hot body though. Imagine at how many times she's going to hear, "baby, let me just hit it from the back again." Poor thing.

 

Here's Rumer at Entertainment Weekly's Emmy part last night.