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Posh can't dress! She can't, sorry. She buys nice and expensive pieces, but she can't put them together for shit! She's like a 4-year-old boy trying to put his own crap together.

 

That hat does nothing for her pig nose. She looks like one of the three little pigs and nobody wants to blow her house. Not even Becks, I bet.

 

Here's Posh at LAX today.

 

 

 

 

 

Oh how I love seeing Whitney Houston. It's like seeing my neighborhood crazy homeless man. We all have those. Well, in NYC we do. You know it's the dude that one minute he's telling you the world is going to end then he follows it up by asking you to buy him a beer. Whitney's like that! I always like seeing her, but it makes me a little uncomfortable.

 

Anyway, Whitney came out this afternoon to lunch with Clive Davis at Nobu 57 in NYC. They were probably discussing her the $100 million contract with Arista she signed last week. FOR REAL! Arista is giving her $100 million clams!!! She's gonna smoke and weave that up in a month! No, no! Whitney's clean now. 

 

She's even crazy in pictures. I picture her screaming "MY ISRAEL!" to all the photogs.  

 

 

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The Smoking Gun has compiled mugshots of chicks either topless, naked, wearing a tube top, towel, duct tape, trash can, leaves or whatever! I like clicking through them and guessing what they are all in for.

 

The first chick is probably in for pretending to be a nude Lindsay Lohan. Yeah that's a crime in itself, so don't try. The second chick probably lost all her clothes in a bar fight with 20 dudes. Bitch looks rough! The third chick is in for hooking I know it and that's one grouchy ass hooker! I bet she can suck the paint off of a bumper though.

 

Visit The Smoking Gun to see other beauties. Someone needs to turn these into a calendar. There's too much hotness here to go unnoticed.  

 

VIA Jezebel

 

 

 

Fuck, we're all getting so old. Little Jen Keaton had a baby. People reports that Tina Yothers, 34, gave birth to a little boy today. This is her 4th brat with husband Robert.

 

Jake Kaiser was born at 6am this morning in Orange County, CA. He weighed in at 8.8lbs.  

 

Tina recently was a part of Celebrity Fit Club where she lost a bunch of weight.

 

All these child stars I grew up with have families and shit and it's depressing. Jen Keaton is a 4-time mother, Stephanie Tanner is knocked up! Who else? OMG, even Margeaux from Punky Brewster has a baby! Damn....l