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Sunday, January 13th 2008

In Case You Give A Rat's Ass

This was the best Golden Globes ever! Cut all the crap and just get straight to the awards. No annoying speeches and instead of a red carpet with celebrities wearing boring ass dresses were these beauties picketing for the WGA. The GG Awards should be like this every year! I say they should start a new tradition. Here some of the winners. Click here to see the entire list

Best Motion Picture, Drama
o American Gangster
o Atonement - WINNER
o Eastern Promises
o The Great Debaters
o Michael Clayton
o No Country for Old Men
o There Will Be Blood

Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Drama
o George Clooney, Michael Clayton
o Daniel Day-Lewis, There Will Be Blood - WINNER
o James McAvoy, Atonement
o Viggo Mortensen, Eastern Promises
o Denzel Washington, American Gangster

Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Drama
o Cate Blanchett, Elizabeth: The Golden Age
o Julie Christie, Away from Her - WINNER
o Jodie Foster, The Brave One
o Angelina Jolie, A Mighty Heart
o Keira Knightley, Atonement

Best Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy
o Across the Universe
o Charlie Wilson's War
o Hairspray
o Juno
o Sweeney Todd - WINNER

Best Actor, Musical or Comedy
o Johnny Depp, Sweeney Todd - WINNER
o Ryan Gosling, Lars and the Real Girl
o Tom Hanks, Charlie Wilson's War
o Philip Seymour Hoffman, The Savages
o John C. Reilly, Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

* Best Actress, Musical or Comedy
o Amy Adams, Enchanted
o Nikki Blonsky, Hairspray
o Helena Bonham Carter, Sweeney Todd
o Marion Cotillard, La Vie en Rose - WINNER
o Ellen Page, Juno

Best Series, Drama
o Big Love
o Damages
o Grey's Anatomy
o House
o Mad Men - WINNER
o The Tudors

Best Series, Comedy or Musical
o 30 Rock
o Californication
o Entourage
o Extras - WINNER
o Pushing Daisies

Well, that was fun. I really hope they do it this way next year. I'm serious. Except instead of all those annoying entertainment news TV hosts announcing the winners they should have porn stars do it. That would make it even more exceptional.

Posted by: Michael K


Sunday, January 13th 2008

Bjork Is A Gangster Bitch

Bjork has struck again! Bitch went crazy on a photographer at Auckland International Airport in New Zealand on Sunday. Bjork allegedly attacked and tore the shirt of one Glenn Jeffrey. A dude that was with Bjork asked Glenn not to take pictures. He should have listened.

Glenn said, "I took a couple of pictures and I got about three or four frames of her ... and as I turned and walked away she came up behind me, grabbed the back of my black skivvy and tore it down the back. As she did this she fell over, she fell to the ground. At no stage did I touch her or speak with her. Bjork said nothing throughout the incident but the man with her was saying: "B, don't do this, B, don't do this!"'

He spoke to the police about possibly pursuing charges. The police are probably scared of her ass. I would be too. A spokeswhore for the airport said they would review the video footage if the police requested it. Review it?! Release that shit! I want to see that crazy bitch go off on a journalist...AGAIN.

In 1996 Bjork attacked a reporter in Thailand. She later apologized. Below is the video.

Jet lag must seriously affect Bjork in a crazy way. She is not a happy bitch after coming off from a flight. Homegirl should have a shot of whiskey or something before landing. It will calm the nerves.


Source - Thanks Stingo

Posted by: Michael K


Sunday, January 13th 2008

Then Or Now: When Were They Hotter?

Above is Kate Walsh in 1999 and Kate at last night's Art of Elysium event. Personally, I think she was way hotter in 1999. It's like the epitome of a 90s mess and I loved the 90s. She probably wore tank tops underneath spaghetti strap dresses. Now she just looks like another cookie-cutter Hollywood ho. She might have had a nose job, but it could just be her hideous make-up job in the 1999 picture. In her '99 picture she sort of looks like Natasha Richardson. Way hotter then.

Thanks Celebitchy

Posted by: Michael K


Kate Walsh & Hubby

Kate Walsh & Hubby

Kate Walsh

Kate Walsh

Kate Walsh

Kate Walsh

Kate Walsh

Kate Walsh
Sunday, January 13th 2008

All Cleaned Up

Ashley Olsen looked like she didn't just crawl out from the gutter, Jared Leto didn't look like a douche member of an Emo tribute band, Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe didn't look like she was jonesing for virgin blood and even Rumer Willis didn't look completely unfortunate. Celebrities sure cleaned themselves up for the Art of Elysium party last night in Los Angeles.

Even Ryan Gaycrest didn't look like he just came back from a gay gang bang. They all cleaned up pretty well. Well, except for Calista Flockhart. She's starting to look like Harrison Ford's spinster older sister.

Posted by: Michael K


Portia De Rossi & Ellen Degeneres

Portia De Rossi & Ellen Degeneres

Ryan Seacrest & Beard

Ryan Seacrest & Beard