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A sex tape claiming to star New York went around the internet this weekend, but was taken down after New York claimed it wasn't her. She told People that it was a hard thing to go through. She said she couldn't have made it through without the love of Tailor Made.

Bitch said, “I told him what happened and he said, ‘I stand by you.’ He didn’t question me. He helped me relax about it. I was floored. I thought, ‘I have to clear this up.’ It saddened me as a woman and as a black woman. I feel violated because it’s not me. If that were me, I would stand by it. They crossed the line.”

“I’m not going to let this (put) me in a state of being sad or feeling beaten up. I’m gonna be a big girl about it. I’m gonna stay strong. It’s a disgusting thing to have to go through.”

Sweetie, you violated yourself a long ass time ago. New York is right though. She needs to be a big girl about. Tuck that dick in proper and hold your adam's apple up high.

The Church of Scientology have gone after Gawker Media for posting Tom Cruise's crazy Scientology rant video that has been making the rounds these past couples of days. The video has been yanked off of YouTube left and right. The Scientology crazies said anyone can view the video....at the Church of Scientology center. EFF THAT! They will feed me some crazy alien juices or something. They promise you a delightful movie, but you come out with crazy eyes and hailing Xenu.

Gawker basically told them they aren't breaking any laws and they won't take the video down. Ruh roh. The ball is in your atmosphere, Xenu.

Click here to see the video

Osama Lutfi told Access Hollywood that Brit Brit is not carrying Adnan's child. Brit and Adnan were papped looking at pregnancy tests sparking rumors that she was carrying.

Osama said, “It’s all bullshit. They’re just toying with the paparazzi."

Some didn't believe the rumors and thought the pics were staged, because they were snapped by the agency Adnan works for.

Attention whoring, because that's what I love to do on a hot night. Go to Rite Aid and play with pregnancy tests. Brit was probably just reading the directions to see if there were any ingredients in there she could get high off. She was totally thinking of smoking that shit.

Poor Pink. She looks like a sad little lesbian in need of a good Indigo Girls serenade. She's also looking like Liza Minnelli after a 3-day bender. When did Pink become so matronly? She looks like she's ready to teach literature at an all-girls college. I want her to school me on Sylvia Plath or something.

Don't be sad Pink. Sad lesbians make children cry and I'm sure this was not your intention. Here's Pink moping through JFK airport.

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Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds have split just 2-weeks after their fake marriage. They were never officially married since they only had a "spiritual ceremony" in Bora Bora on New Year's Day. People reports they were supposed to have an official ceremony in the U.S., but never did.

Tracey probably finally woke up and smelled the tranny juices! Getting married to Eddie will get you into trouble. I'm glad Tracey figured this shit out, but it was too late. Actually, she probably caught his ass with a tranny surprise all over his face.

UPDATE: Here's the bullshit statement Eddie released to Extra TV: “After much consideration and discussion, we have jointly decided that we will forego having a legal ceremony as it is not necessary to define our relationship further. While the recent symbolic union in Bora Bora was representative of our deep love, friendship and respect that we have for one another on a spiritual level, we have decided to remain friends.”

Liars! Tracey totally caught him getting the tranny surprise!

VIA Access Hollywood

35-year-old Jonah Falcon from NYC is famous for having a big dick. Literally. He has been on Howard Stern several times, Rolling Stone did an article on him and he was in an HBO documentary.

Unfortunately, Jonah sees his 13.5 inch penis as a curse. Jonah claims to have had sex with hundreds of chicks and dudes. He's bi. He also lives with his mother and has never really had a steady relationship. He's tired of being used for his big dick.

He told The Sun, "When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye, they just see what’s in my trousers. It’s become a real problem. When I was younger I went out in tight pants and would sleep with a different person every night, but I became burned out and disillusioned."

“My last relationship ended in 1996. Now I just want to find a steady girlfriend who doesn’t think I’m a freak show.”

Huh? What did he say? I was too busy thinking about his big dick. Jonah's dick measures 13.5 inches when it's erect and 9 inches when it's not.

Click here to see a pic of Jonah's enormous member. It's NSFW.

In my experience big dicks always look good on paper. When you get right down to the nitty gritty, it's not all fun and games anymore. A lot of huge ones never get hard. You can suck on that crap until your jaw falls off, but it always remains in this weird hard-soft stage. It's also not fun getting that crap inside the pie hole if I ain't being too subtle. Too much work if you ask me.

That being said, I'd totally hop on the Jonah Express. It might make my ass explode, but it would be worth it. Telling the 911 operator that my ass exploded would make it worth it.

Thanks Gartrip

Jonny Fairplay from Survivor and Michelle Deighton from America's Next Top Model have a kid. Try not to look so thrilled. PageSix.com reports the couple welcomed a baby girl this morning and named her Piper Addison. I'm surprised they aren't already selling the baby pics. Didn't they sell their damn ultrasound scans?

Jonny said, "I am so happy, this is crazy! I am a dad, I am about to go and smoke a cigar!"

The couple plan to get married this Spring.

Great now this jackass can go on another reality show and make up a lie that his baby was injured in an accident to gain sympathy. He would totally do it. Remember when he lied about his grandmother dying, so he could win a challenge? I think CPS should be on-call just in case.

I think that's Jonny's panty pudding all over their faces.

Ahahahaha! Here's the first picture of Clay Gayken in Spermalot on Broadway. Clay begins performances on January 18th. You know Claymates are splitting their pants over this. They are probably splitting their pants, because they are on their 10th twinkie for the afternoon, but this is certainly helping things. Claymates are creating all sorts of panty pudding from looking at this picture.

I don't know whether to laugh or throw up. I think this shit turned me straight. Quick! Put a Bette Davis movie on!

Source: PageSix.com