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TMZ claims that Britney Spears may suffer from multiple personality disorder. Sources have told them that the fake British accent is more than just a fake accent. When Brit stops using the accent she has no idea what she did during the time she was using it. Britney apparently was the "British girl" when she didn't show up to her deposition and has no recollection of it whatsoever. Brit apparently has other personalities like "the weepy girl, the diva, etc..." Does she have the "clean girl" in there, because that girl needs to come out more often.

I don't know if I believe the multiple personality thing. I'm not a doctor (famous words) and I do think she has crazy in the brains, but I think the British accent is just for fun. None of these people are doctors, so they don't know. Shit, I don't know.

Besides if faking a British accents meant you have mpd, Madonna and Johnny Depp would be in strait jackets right now.

Oh and stop asking me to post or link to those nasty ass Brit period pictures. Google that bloody mess. That shit is foul, but I suddenly have a craving for tacos with extra hot sauce.

Why must Ellen Pompeo hate herself so much? She's always finding ways to make herself look like a 65-year-old former first lady. This whole ensemble is a wreck. The upper part is totally pill-popping Republican and the bottom half is something out of Janet Jackson's tour closet. I want to give this bitch a white-chocolate macadamia nut cookie to make herself better and then slap some fashion sense into her.

Her husband is foxy though. Here's Ellen at hubby at the Chanel Fine Jewelry event at the Plaza last night in NYC.

The Sun reports that Lily Allen has suffered a miscarriage. 22-year-old Lily found out she had lost her baby with 37-year-old Ed Simons when they got back from a vacation in the Maldives last night. News of Lily's pregnancy broke last month.

A source said, “Lily and Ed are in a state of shock. The bad news has been really difficult for them to take and they are absolutely heartbroken. Lily’s entire outlook on life changed after she found out she was pregnant. She was looking forward to being a mum and starting a family with Ed. She had turned her back on her party girl image and had turned over a new leaf. They are surrounded by friends and family are offering support. It is a really difficult time for them.”

Her rep confirmed Lily's miscarriage, “We can confirm that Lily Allen has suffered a miscarriage. She and her partner Ed Simons will be making no further comment and we ask that their privacy be respected during this difficult time.”

Sad. I'm not sure what to say. Sad. That's all.

Salma Hayek is looking hotter than ever. She left her baby and oldie olsen boyfriend at home to attend the opening of the Sergio Rossi store in Beverly Hills last night. What Salma needs to do is stay away from Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe. Chupa looks like she needs the blood of a virgin STAT. I'm waiting for her to break out into hysterics and beg for the One Ring to finally free her. Chupa! Stop wasting Salma's time and go and get your ring back from Bilbo Baggins.

I adore Salma. Hopefully this is her only meeting with Chupa.