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I really hope Brittany Murphy's love for that beast of a husband is true, because he has effed her up in the looks department. I used to think she was so cute, but ever since she hooked up with that con man she looks two puffs away from looking like a roadside crackhead.

And isn't he broke as a joke? If he was rich, then ok. At least you would get a car, furs, diamonds or whatever for sucking the dick. Whoever said "love is blind" must be Brittany Murphy.

Here's these two crazy fugs in love at various Sundance events this weekend.

It's News of the World time! They always make me laugh. This week they bring us the filthy tale of Kate Moss' birthday orgy! They claim Kate had sexy times with 2 chicks and 1 dude during her birthday blowout. Kate apparently snogged the chicks and dude in her $5,000 a night hotel suite at the Dorchester in front of a crowd of cocaine snorting sickos! Kate's fug ass boyfriend, Jamie Hince, was in the next room while this was going on.

A source said, "Kate was loving the attention from the girls, the bloke—and the crowd. It was standing room only. They were all over each other but it was her night." The source also said that the cocaine and champagne was flowing.

Unfortunately, the orgy didn't include any hardcore sex. BORING!!! What the hell kind of orgy is that? Try again. The source went on to say, "Then the kissing became fondling and everything except full sex followed. Once word got out, everyone was desperate for a peep of Kate."

Kate's party at her hotel suite rang up a bar bill of $70,000. Chump change to Kate.

Oh that Katie! No morals on that girl. Dreamboat Pete Dohery would've never let this happen. He was probably at home, sipping Earl Grey and reading bibles passages while listening to old Donny & Marie records.

JLo's baby shower was today in NYC. I'm sure this is one of many. Homegirl is reportedly having twins. Her shower was thrown by one of the producers of "Maid in Manhattan." Guests included her mother, sister and Diane Sawyer. Yeah, I doubt JLo is going to pull a Nicole Richie and donate her shower gifts to charity. Bitch probably registered at Tiffany's, Cartier, Fendi, Chanel, Ferrari and the Bentley store or some shit. I seriously can see her registering for a car for the "babies." Hey, she takes what she can gets!

Do you think they played the "guess the candy bar in the diaper" game? They totally did. I would love to see those wanna high-class broads play ghetto baby shower games. I really wished someone would put real poop in JLo's diaper. She would be like "Damn! This chocolate is good. Is this some French candy bar shit or something? Imported shit. Damn!"

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