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The Sun got a hold of some video footage showing Amy Wino allegedly smoking crack at 5am last Friday. They claim she also snorted Ecstasy and cocaine. She also admits on the video that she just popped 6 Valiums to bring her down. This is Britney's hero. You know it. That's why Brit's doing the fake British accent. She wants to be Wino so bad. Wino better watch her Blaaake. Brit's coming for him!

The video also shows Wino worrying about her pet cat. She accuses one of her guests of taking one her pussy! She is heard saying, “If I was that cat I’d leave on my own accord — I’d call a cab. It ain’t right. This ain’t Toys R Us. They took my cat.” Spoken like a true crackhead. I have no idea what she's saying. I don't think she does either.

On the video her friends warn her to not snort too much shit, but she ignores them and takes a big clump. She also tells her friends in between crackpipe hits that she needs to be up for court at 8am. Friends hope that once Wino sees the video it will be the wake up she needs.

Did Wino not learn anything from Kate Moss?! Check for cameras at the door and confiscate all cell phones. These crackheads can't do anything right!

Basically, this is not shocking. A video of Wino drinking sparkling water and reading Proust would be more shocking. It was only a matter of time before someone caught her on camera.

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Amy Wino pulled a Britney Spears while shopping in London the other day. She stripped down to her bra in the middle of the store to try on some rags. She also revealed a little boo boo on her arm. Track mark gone wrong! She was wearing that infamous red bra. The red bra she was caught wandering the streets in last year. I swear, she only wears one pair of jeans, ballet slippers and bra. I'm sure she never washes them either.

What is wrong with these people? I get embarrassed when I see a dude trying on shirts in the middle of the store. Unless you have a totally hot body and I have dollars in my hand, I don't want to see your private business. Too much information.

Mr. Paparazzi

I know I'm not one to talk about bad spelling and grammar, because mine is bleak as hell, but this is just fucking sad. Doesn't E! News have interns that can copy this shit? I bet you Giuliana DePandi Ransuck or whatever the hell her name is totally said "Brad Redfro." She's a total stupid slut robot. I can't stand her ass! Sad.

Brad RENFRO's funeral was today in Knoxville, Tennessee. His obituary ran in the local paper and listed his son, Y. Renfro, as one of his survivors. I'm sure the Y is just an initial to keep the nosies out.

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Brit Brit actually sat for more than 2 hours late this morning for her deposition in the ongoing custody drama reports People. I'm so proud of her. She should treat herself to a Venti Frapp. She was going to do that anyway, but she should add whipped cream to her whipped cream this time.

Brit arrived at around 10:40am and left at 1:20pm. She was with Osama Lutfi. Her deposition is expected to last at least two days, so she'll be back.

Her depo was taped, but unfortunately it won't be released. Ugh! That would make the best drinking game ever. One shot every time she farts or burps. Two shots if it's a wet fart. Three shots every time she gets up to go to the bathroom. Fourt shots for every time she forgets her sons names. We would be in the hospital before the first hour was up.

Here's more of Brit with the nips and Reds out while leaving her depo today.