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It's pretty hilarious that Zac Efron is wearing way more make-up than Michelle Pfeiffer. I hope she said to Zac, "Girl, go fix yourself in the ladies room. Your shit is looking runny. It isn't cute."

Michelle needs to lend homegirl Zac some of the dead baby cream she uses, because bitch looks hot. She is always looking hot.

Zac presented with Debra Messing at the SAG Awards tonight and it looked like someone took a balloon and rubbed it all over the top of her head. I bet you The Paves did her 'do.

Ok, I guess Eva LongWHORIA looked alright at the SAG Awards tonight, but it's hard for me to admit it. She could wear a gorgeous dress made out of real twinkling stars and she would still look like a hag. She's like a little mole and I just want to whack her. Whack-a-mole! Best game ever.