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I've already written a review on what I thought of Daniel Radcliffe's peen's Broadway debut in "Equus" and now OMG BLOG has posted some actual footage of his magical wand casting spells on the audience. The person who got the goods using a cell phone was front row, so they saw a lot more than I did. I was like 7th row and couldn't see shit, because it was so damn dark! There should be four spotlights on that thing!

It looks like from the front row you could see his little weenus a lot clearer. I originally gave his skin stick mixed reviews, because I couldn't see it that well, but now I see that it gave a three-dimensional performance full of layers and colors. When DanRad gets all excited and shouty, his peen stands up and hops around with him. I'm sure his peen's little lips were even reciting the words with him. It's a true thespian through and through. However, DanRad's gigantic gonads are upstaging his wand. They need to know their place and shrivel down a little, so that the peen can get all the glory.

The NSFW video is after the jump and click here to see some stills. Don't be embarrassed, you're amongst fellow dick-happy whores. JUMP!!!

The world is a prettier place today (that's a bad thing), because Gus, the world's ugliest dog, has gone on to heaven at the age of 9. His family said he suffered from cancer.

The one-eyed, three-legged Chinese Crested was rescued from a shitty home and adopted by a family in Florida. He lost one of his legs because of a skin tumor and lost one of his eyes in a cat fight. You should see the pussy.

Gus entered the World's Ugliest Dog contest in Norther California this past summer and won the top prize. The prize money was used towards Gus' radiation treatment.

Rest in peace, Gus.... I know you are permanently winkin' at us from above, where you were just crowned the Most Beautiful Dog in the Heaven.

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Thanks Katherine

Mickey Rourke was terrorizing the streets of Hollywood last night with one of his victims in tow when one of the paps asked him about the Evan Rachel Wood situation. Evan already denied it, but Mickey put it much more eloquently. He said, "She's a good friend, that's it. And tell that faggot who wrote all that shit in the paper I'd like to break his fucking legs!!"

Does he kiss his face butcher with that mouth?! And Mickey means it. He could break your fucking legs just by looking at them. My leg bones start splintering whenever I look at a picture of his compost-pile face too long.

It's a good thing La Lucci got out of "Dancing with the Has-Beens" when she did, because if she stayed, she would be laid up in a full body cast right now. CHERYL BURKE has struck again! First it was Misty, then Brooke, then Julianne, then Lacey, and now Kym Johnson! According to TMZ, Kym, who is Warren Sapp's partner, busted her shoulder during rehearsals and it may require surgery. I wonder how those marbles got there!

However, Mop Head hasn't completely sabotaged Kym, because she will dance tonight! They need to seriously put an army of Swiffers around the dancefloor when Kym performs, because Mop Head won't go near that shit!

The dudes better star wearing Dirt Devils around their necks as protection from the mop headed witch, because they're next!

One of Brit Brit's Cheetolets, JJ, was rushed to the hospital in Mississippi yesterday and admitted for observation. Some hos said he had a seizure or some shit, but that's not the case. JJ had a bad allergic reaction to some crap he ate, causing him to break into hives and feel gross. Brit's website posted this message:

"Jayden James Federline was admitted to the Southwest Mississippi Regional Medical Center on Sunday, November 9th. Doctors concluded he had a reaction to something he ingested. He is expected to be discharged tomorrow."

Praise Cheesus! I bet you some dumb bitch gave him generic brand cheese puffs. JJ can only eat the real shit! He's allergic to any and all Cheeto impostors! Speaking of Cheetos....

New York Magazine published a recipe today for Broccoli & Cheetos from the chef at Park Avenue Autumn in NYC. Fanceeee. Brit Brit can make this gourmet deliciousness for JJ and SPF this Thanksgiving. It will go perfectly with her jerky turkey, Stove Top & Doritos casserole and Pumpkin Frapp pie. Seriously, this shit (literally) kind of sounds delicious: Cheetos, Gouda and Parmesan...Mmm.... You won't be able to go caca for a few weeks, but it's worth it.

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Thanks Beth & Nina

Birthday: 1948
Age: 59 or 60
Birth Name: ?

Original Date of HS of the Day: November 8, 2008
Claim to Fame: The mayor of Silverton, Oregon and America's first ever openly transsexual mayor. Stu used to be mayor a few years ago, but this time around he's doing it in heels, breast implants and lipstick.

Where is he now? Looking hot and sexy in his office while doing mayor-y things.

Why is he HS of the Week? Because I love trannies, especially ones with brains. And smart trannies will rule the world one day. Below is a clip from CNN of Stu talking about how the town is dealing with his tranniness. That dude having coffee with him is kind of hot.

You know Mischa Barton wants to smoke that shit she's wearing - Lainey Gossip

Separated at the buffet - Hollywood Tuna

Drew Barrymore fights the fight against Prop 8 - Towleroad

Kate Moss probably just ate a chickpea for lunch - Popsugar

Scary Spice is renewing her wedding vows in Egypt. Haven't they been married for like ten seconds? - Egotastic!

Miley's dude is heavy petting his way to the top - Just Jared

Ceiling Eyes fake titties are growing (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

A fuglydumbwhore in Las Vegas - Hollywood Rag

Mimi sounds like shit - IDLYITW

A tour of Brit Brit's tattoos - Cityrag

Salma Hayek knows what's good, so I'm going to assume that curtain tieback around her head is a Phoebe Price original. If it is, I'm sure we'll see international supermodel Phoebe Price running up and down Robertson Blvd. while posing with Salma's picture. If it's not, I don't want to know. Salma can do no wrong in my book and I don't need something to hold against her. Lie to me, Salma!

I can also overlook the fact that Salma kept her magnificent chichis to herself last night by not making sit up and smile for the cameras. They needed the night off. Also, I'm completely turning my head at the effed up shit her make-up bitch did to her face. Only Casper and a few cholas I know can pull off that shade of powder.

Here's Salma an Art of Elysium benefit in NYC last night. I also threw in a few pictures of Mary Alice Stephenson from "America's Most Smartest Model," because I miss Mandy Lynn and Mary shared a room with her once.

My no-no nearly barfed when I first saw these pictures of homegirl without his wig! This is some "Mr. Clean goes to the leather bar" bullshit! Johnny Travolta apparently removed the tortured pussy bush from his head for a movie role, but you know his lady love Tommy Girl begged him to do it. Tommy was getting coochie seizures just thinking about scooting his Scientolohole all over Johnny's smooth head. Now Johnny doesn't have to bother with a pesky bald cap while playing "Xenu, may I?" with Tommy.

Here's more of Johnny feeling bald and beautiful while filming a movie in Paris with Cokey Eyes Meyers.

A little after 8 this morning on the East Coast, Joe Scarborough's gutter mouth said the word "fuck" live on MSNBC. Joe didn't even realize that he dropped the fuck bomb, but everyone around him did. The dude on the right looks like he farted in excitement after hearing Joe's fuck up. I love the bitch who kept saying "um" over and over again. Um...yes....bitch, you're not getting your Christmas bonus thanks to the FCC fine.

After Joe is told that he slipped up, he says, "Did I say the word? My wife is going to kill me when I get home... I'm going to go get some soap." Sounds kinky.

Joe fucked up in more ways than one! Saying "fuck" on TV is over! 2008 is all about slipping in the "cunt" word. He should get a fine from the cunt committee for screwing up on that one.

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