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You mean to tell me that Bongo jeans hired professional ass Kim KardASSian to whore out their shit and they photoshopped her ass out?! That's her only asset. Basically they could have just photographed her huge ass and nothing else and we would have known who it was. That's a damn shame. Where's the bongos?

Okay now that I got that out of the way. Why the fuck did they get Kim Kardashian in the first place? This ho is a pornstar! She's famous for being the friend of a pornstar (Paris Hilton) and then famous for getting her own sex tape. They should rename their shit BONG-HO!

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Angela Bismarchi is the crazy bitch from Brazil who is trying to break the Guinness World Record for the most plastic surgeries. She also made her eyes look Japanese for Carnival (above). Angela had temporary threads put into her eyes and lifting them. After Carnival she liked the look so much that she had it done permanently. This time they pulled the muscle. They probably did it without putting her under since bitch has lost all feeling in her face.

Angela isn't stopping there. She's planning another surgery. This will be her 43rd. You see Angela is getting married soon to some plastic surgeon. Sidenote: Her last husband was a plastic surgeon, but he was murdered by thieves. Some people think she had something to do with it. ESCANDALO! Anyway, Angela is going under the knife for her new husband. She wants him to know what it's like being with a virgin, so she's going to have her cherry put back in. She thinks it's really romantic. She said it will probably hurt for her, but it's worth it. While they are putting her cherry back in, can they also put in a bundle of bananas where her brains used to be? Methinks that will help her situation.

Angela is soooooo close to beating Cindy Jackson for the plastic surgery record. Cindy has had 47 procedures.

I think Angela should just save herself the pain, hop in a car and head to Madam Tussauds. They can dip her in wax and all her dreams will come true. I think her new husband would love it to. I'm sure it's much more comfortable screwing a wax figure than screwing her.

That being said, she's the hottest bitch alive.

Below is a video of Angela and her surgeon talking about the eye surgery she had a couple of weeks ago.

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No!!!! The National Enquirer reports that O.J. Simpson's glamorous girlfriend, Christine Prody, is in the hospital after she claims she fell down while drunk. Christie suffered major bruising all over her body. Sources also claim she had internal bleeding from her brain. The Enquirer reports that cops want to talk to O.J., because they believe Christie might have been brutally beaten down. They also claim she didn't have any booze in her system when she was brought to the hospital on February 11th.

TMZ reports that O.J. is not a suspect and her bruises are consistent with her fall at a gas station.

Oh how I love Christie Prody. Ever since I laid eyes on her beautiful Chola Sharpee eyebrows. I definitely have a Sharpee fetish. The fact that she fell down drunk outside of a gas station makes her even more of an elegant lady in my eyes. She needs to get away from The Juice though. She needs her own life. She can hook up with that Hannah Montana Chola Mom and put together a pop group. They can call themselves The Sharpees.

TMZ reports that North Shore Medical Center in Long Island have been practicing "pink drills" for JLo's twins in case of a possible kidnapping. Code Pink is when a hospital goes on lockdown to prevent a kidnapping. The hospital recently had a drill, but told TMZ it was just coincidence.

She's been watching way too many novelas. She needs to change the channel and watch court shows instead. Much more entertaining. At first I didn't believe it, but then we're talking about JLo. I could see this chick asking everyone in the delivery room to wear white, because it soothes her.

She should have built her own hospital on her own property. I'm actually surprised she didn't. She could have called it Saint JLo's of the Derriere.