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CoCo's Ass Is Real

The insanely elegant Coco gave an interview to Playboy.com where she talked about everything from her ass to oral sex to wearing shoes during sex. 28-year-old (yeah...28) CoCo had a lot to say.

on what Ice-T likes her to wear during sex:

"He loves heels -- it's gotta be some freak heels. I wear them in bed all the time. I actually keep a pair of shoes next to the bed, just in case I don't have them on and we start gettin' busy...I can throw them on. When I get a new pair of shoes I'm gonna have them right next to the bed, because that's the first place I'm gonna wear them."

on her favorite position:

"I love doggy style. But he gets to see more of it, so I like mirrors. We have a wall of mirrors facing the bed. He's always got a better view; so sometimes he'll take pictures for me, so I can see it from his view. We get aroused by that stuff."

on her oral sex skills:

"I think it's an art. I have my way of using my hands, my head, my hair -- my whole body. I'm actually making a performance out of it; I like performing. So if he's doing it to me I can't really give a performance like if I'm doing it to him."

on her ass being fake:

"My butt of course is a hundred percent au naturel. We'll do tests; [Ice] will let women touch my butt, feel it, grab it, whatever they want to do, to prove that there's nothing in there."

on her favorite music to get freaky to:

"Yeah, Keith Sweat has a really nice beat."

on sex in unusual places:

"We'll do it in club bathrooms, and there's usually bodyguards around -- we're doing a lot of appearances at clubs, so ya know. "

on her pet names for Ice-T:

"I call him Baby Poo. He calls me, "Bitch, get over here."

This is truly a match made in heaven. Basically, Ice-T will only do her if she's wearing Shauna Sand platform shoes and he calls her a bitch all the time. Ain't love grand?

I think CoCo is telling 2 lies here. The first being that she's 28. The second being that her ass isn't fake. I think she got it all confused. Her ass is fake and it's 28-years-old.

VIA Jezebel

Thanks Cassie



Natalie, She's Going To Eat Your Head!

The lovely and gorgeous, Natalie Portman, posed with some crazy hooker at the Berlinale Film Festival premiere of "The Boleyn Girl" in Berlin tonight. ScarJo's head looks like it was raped with a dog brush. Natalie can do no wrong. Well, she is wearing hotel curtains over Salvation Army lingerie, but she is still beautiful. As long as she keeps her trap shut and doesn't start blabbing about how she's so smart and shit.

They are really pushing this movie. I'm still not sold. If I wanted to hear bad accents I'd watch Julia Roberts in "Mary Reilly" again. Although, Eric Bana is a tall drink of Ovaltine. He's probably the only good part.



Eric Bana

Eric Bana

Eric Bana

Eric Bana

ScarJo

ScarJo

Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman

ScarJo & Natalie Portman

ScarJo & Natalie Portman

ScarJo & Natalie Portman

ScarJo & Natalie Portman

ScarJo & Natalie Portman

ScarJo & Natalie Portman