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Grammy night was not Aretha's night. She got pissed off at Beyonce for calling Tina Turner "the queen." Beyonce's daddy fired back at Aretha by calling her "childish." Now Peta is on Aretha's ass for wearing that fur coat. They fired off a letter to the Queen, "Music lovers may think of you as a 'queen,' but to animal lovers, you are a court jester . . . Why not shed the old-fashioned look that adds pounds to your frame and detracts from your beautiful voice? Please consider donating your furs to the homeless as 'queen of compassion,' Mariah Carey, did. You'll get a tax credit for the donation, and we at PETA will all sing your praises."

Peta has a point. Whatever animal Aretha is wearing is now extinct. It took at least a million of them to make her coat. On the other hand she probably ate the animals first, so she found two uses for them. Aretha didn't know she was wearing fur! She just told her people, "make mama bear warm!" So they did.

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Karen and Richard Carpenters' former home in Downey, CA is in danger of getting the chop. The home is where the two wrote a lot of their songs and it was the cover of their album "Now & Then." It was also where Karen collapsed in 1983 before passing away.

The home's current owners, Manuel and Blanca Melendez Parra, want to bulldoze the house down and build a new one, because they are sick of being bothered by Carpenters' fans. The Parra family said that when they first bought the house they allowed the fans in, but it became too much. "In the beginning, we let everybody in. But honestly, it became horrible, not only for us but for the neighborhood. People peek in windows and take pictures. They leave flowers on the front porch." Free flowers? Where's the problem?

Carpenters' fans are protesting the demolition and have asked the city of Downey to make the home a historical landmark. One fan said, "This house is our version of Graceland. When they photographed the 'Now & Then' cover here in 1973, the house was instantly immortalized."

We've only just begun, Blanca! All these fans needs to do is ask Blanca to give them the house and they can move it somewhere else and turn it into a museum or something. This sounds like a job for Ty Pennington and Extreme Home Makeover.

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The Big Brother 9 house is basically junior high school on acid. When they get bored, they get naked and giggle about it. Last night, 9-inch James decided he was going to get naked and taint slap with his dick. Too bad that grouch Sheila wasn't around. I would have loved to see her get dick slapped in the eye. She needs it. One taint slap wasn't enough for James. He did it again, but he introduced it with a handstand this time. This is what happens when you lock up a bunch of whores and give them booze. I'm surprised they haven't had any orgy yet. They will and I can't wait. CBS will explode.

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Add Heidi Klum to the list of names of people that want to help Brit Brit. Heidi lives near Brit in Beverly Hills and said she can come live with her family. Heidi said, "She can call me and come live in our house with us for a couple of months. I would help set her straight. I am sorry when a young person gets thrown so off track. She has, of course, lived an extremely wild life." Heidi doesn't know what she's saying. Brit would try to sleep with her husband!

And didn't Heidi poke fun at Brit Brit on Ellen? She said something about Britney teaching her how to change diapers. Oh Heidi, you don't mean it. Besides Heidi is not the one. If any model could set Brit straight, it's Tyra Banks! Tyra would make that girl over and give her some tough love.

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Original Date of HS of the Day: February 16, 2008
Claim to Fame: Caroline Mason is a homicide detective in Memphis. She's also one of the detectives on A&E's reality show "The First 48."

Where is she now? Solving murders! Duh!

Why is she HS of the Week? Caroline Mason isn't about to go anywhere looking busted. She dresses for every occasion, even to solve a murder. She loves dark lip liner and her "JLo sunglasses."

Page Six is reporting that Flavor of Love 3 is turning out to be the fakest season of all. Apparently, right after season 2 of the show finished filming, Foofy Foofy got a different chick pregnant and proposed marriage to her. Foofy never even called season 2 winner, Deelishis.

A source said, "He decided he was in love with her and they got engaged. He never even bothered to call Deelishis after the reunion show. He has a fiancée he's in love with and doesn't want to cheat on, but he'd already cashed his check that VH1 gave him for season three - and the show resurrected his career. He was dead broke before, so he's doing it for his family."

A rep for Vh1 said, "Flav is not engaged. It's true he's on his eighth child but, as he's said in the past, he'd like 10. So there's two more to go."

I'm still surprised to hear that chicks out there would actually do him. The reverse cowgirl must be their favorite position with him. Frankly, who cares if the show is fake! It's about the skanks and whores anyway. It's not about him at all. They could remove him from the show completely and I would still watch it.

BONUS! Here's a hilarious video from MediaTakeOut of ShorTee going off on Vh1 and Foofy Foofy. ShorTee was one of the first to be eliminated. She was infamous for that amazing underbite. She goes on and on talking shit on him in this video. She blasts his skin color and Brigitte Nielsen. She also wants to thank all her "fans." Sweetie, you should have said "fan." I'm pretty sure that's me. I'm your only fan. LOVE HER. Foofy needs to bring her applehead back!

American computer game tycoon, Greg Thomas, paid Dreamboat Pete Doherty $30,000 to perform for him in private. Get this shit. Greg and his wife flew from California to England, so that Pete could serenade them in Pete's own living room. Greg was told the concert would start at 9pm, but when he showed up, Pete was too fucked up too perform. Greg went back to his hotel and returned at 3am for the show.

While everyone was waiting for Pete to sober up the performance, Pete's friend said, "This guy loves Pete. It's going to be really great. I just hope Pete is straight enough to perform. I think someone might have given him some drugs as he's out of it at the moment. But I'm going to wake him up when they get here." Someone gave him drugs? Does Pete have several personalities, because I'm pretty sure he gave them to himself.

Greg and his wife stayed most of the morning and even videotaped the performance and got some pictures and autographs from Pete. They also probably left with some sort of jungle disease from sitting on Pete's furniture. I bet they weren't planning on that.

Pete said, "The gig went really well. It was really nice. I got to try out lots of new material. These people were real aficionados. They certainly know their stuff. Everything I played went down really well, from old songs all the way through to my new stuff which no one's heard. They were a really nice couple as well. They've got three children and it was just nice all round, all for a bit of pocket money."

Pete Doherty himself isn't even worth $30,000! These rich people are all sorts of eccentric. I pay $30,000 and I have to come to you and wait around? Greg Thomas has a crazy Doherty fetish. That being said, I need to get with Greg Thomas right away. It's the only way I can be near Dreamboat.

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The News of the World (Yeah, I know) is reporting that Wino's Blaaaake overdosed in the clink on heroin. Guards found Blake freaking out in pain in his cell, so they took him to the hospital block. They said he was almost dying, but they saved his life. It looks like he took heroin mixed with something toxic. Blaaake took the drug with other prisoners and they all got sick.

Blake has already been banned from accepting visitors, because he failed three drug tests.

A source said, "This was a close call, but he might not be so lucky next time. If he carries on taking so many drugs, he'll end up dead before long."

Oh, you think? Screw Blaaake. This bitch has royally screwed up. His meal ticket, Amy Wino, has already moved on to another Blake. Blake II! I wonder what "toxic substance" it was mixed with. Probably Blaaake's own fluids. That shit is toxic. Oh hell, I shouldn't have given him any ideas. He's going to try to smoke up his own shit and piss next.

Shouldn't you spend your Birthday doing something you don't do every day? Something special? That's exactly what Parasite Hilton needed to do. She goes around acting like she will fuck for food stamps on a daily basis, so she should have done something different and covered it up. What a Birthday treat everyone? You get to watch a stupid whore bathe in herp water. Fountain of Herp! I really wish someone would have knocked that glass down.

The gay mafia should use these pictures to convert straights. It would work.

Here's Paris thinking she's a hot piece while performing with the Pussycat Dolls at Pure in Las Vegas for her Birthday last night.

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