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Ashton Kutcher's 30th Birthday party at Socialista in NYC might have become a party for Hep instead! The New York City Health Department announced that a bartender at the joint tested positive for Hepatitis A. The bartender only worked three nights and one of those nights was February 7th, Ashton's Birthday party. The bartender also worked on the 8th and 11th. The Health Dept. has asked that everyone who attended the party get vaccinated right away.

Guests at Ashton's party included, Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, Madonna, Lucy Liu, Gwyneth Paltrow, Liv Tyler, Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, Salma Hayek and Roberto Cavalli.

Hep A is less serious form of Hep and will usually keep you in bed for a couple of weeks, but you won't die. The bartender reportedly caught it on a recent trip to Honduras.

A celebrity Hep scare and Paris Hilton isn't to blame?! She must be kind of bummed.

This is why it's so hard to eat delicious snacks at a bar. I'm so afraid of catching Hep A, but I can't help it. The snacks are so tasty even if they have a coating of Hep! That's probably what keeps them crunchy.

Source - Image: INFDaily.com

After three weeks of avoiding being served a restraining order against him, Sam Lutfi was served outside his apartment this morning. This officially means he can't call, see, e-mail, send a carrier pigeon, send smoke signals out of his ass to Britney Spears at all. He can't communicate with her and has to stay away from her house and her family's house.

TMZ reports that Sam was supposed to be served by yesterday in order for it to be valid. That means they might have to serve him again with new paperwork.

After all that and they caught him outside of his own damn apartment? Boring. He probably knew it wasn't valid anymore, so he said "what the hell?" He needs toilet reading.

It must be fun to serve someone. Is it like in the movies where they pretend to be your friend and say shit like "Hey, what's the time?" and then when you glance at your watch, they throw the papers at you and say, "You've been served!" Yeah, probably not.

Sam's chin dirt star is growing on me.

TyTy's big bra bonfire took place on her show today. The whole show was about wearing bras that don't fit right, had wonky underwiring and crap like that. The ladies gathered around a barrel on the street and threw in their old shit. While they are saving their boobies from discomfort they are polluting the damn air!

No wonder I got sick! I was breathing in burnt up dirty titty sweat from TyTy's crazy ladies! Damn you TyTy!

Peta compiled their list of the Worst Dressed Celebrities of 2008, but they failed to mention Cruella Stone! Sharon basically wears fur every time she's out. She must be sucking some major Peta dick, because I don't understand. Peta did however target Aretha Franklin. They better not mess with the queen. She's going to turn into a real bear and go on the attack.

Here's how the rest of the list looked:

Marilyn Manson: "Always draped in leather from head to toe, Manson has enough skeletons in his closet to fill a pet cemetery. As if wearing dead animals isn't foul enough, Manson says that he wears his cow-skin pants 24/7, only peeling the smelly things off to have sex. That alone should be enough to tarnish leather's dated sex appeal. Manson may just be the shock-rocker's stage name, but his wardrobe is a real-life tale of blood and guts."

Eva LongWHORIA: "Eva Longoria is short on compassion. In her trashy furs, she looks like the street walker of Wisteria Lane. Eva is one "desperate housewife" who needs a quickie divorce—from her stylist."

Lindsay Lohan: "I Know Who Killed Me isn't just the title of Lindsay Lohan's last bomb—it's also the cry of the animals snuffed out so that this "mean girl" can pose in their pelts. Lindsay, there's no road to recovery for the foxes who are anally electrocuted so that you can look skanky."

Kate Moss: "Nothing completes the transition from supermodel to super-tramp like a fur coat. If Kate could see clearly through those bleary eyes, maybe she'd clear her closet of those furs."

Kylie Minogue: "What does Kylie Minogue have in common with her python purse? They are both cold-blooded. Come on, Kylie—it's not cool to clutch onto an accessory made by nailing snakes to trees and skinning them alive."

Again, where the hell is Sharon! As the wise Khia would say, Something in the milk ain't clean!

Cherry or Tropical Punch? Charlotte Church left lunch in Wales today showing off her new fruity head.

This reminds me of the cholas in school that used to dye their shit with cherry Kool-Aid, because their parents couldn't afford to buy them hair dye and they were too scared to steal it. Chicken shit cholas make me cry. They would smear Kool-Aid and Vaseline in their hair and keep it in there for hours. It was disgusting and made me hungry. I always wanted to eat their damn hair.

Wenn