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Gary Busey was interviewed by an 11-year-old girl from Starzlife.com outside of an Oscar after-party and he was taking no shit. The girl asked him about young celebrities and Gary's brain sort of went haywire and he kept telling the girl to speak up and he didn't understand the question. When the words finally registered in his brain he immediately became the poet he is and went on and on about how Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton aren't celebrities.

He went on to say that, "Paris is a pathological liar in terms of what the heck she says on Larry King and what she doesn't do when she says it. That's a shameful thing." Gary is the truth teller of all truth tellers! I agree with everything that comes out of his dried up coke mouth.

The girl also asked him to give her a website a shout out and Gary said he doesn't give shout outs. He would have, but he probably heard the bartender scream "last call."

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Pamela Anderson filed for divorce from Rick Salomon after 2 months of marriage back in December. She quickly changed her mind, but now she's decided to annul her fairytale marriage. Pamela claimed "fraud" as the reason why she wants her marriage to disappear.

Fraud...really? Who the hell did Pamela think she was marrying? Goody McHusband? The dude made a sex tape with Paris Hilton! That right there should tell you not to mess with the bitch. Pamela may want her marriage to completely disappear, but I'm sure she'll have the vaginal warts forever and that's beautiful. The wedding gift that keeps giving. Well, Rick did fuck with Paris Hilton.

Mischa Barton was officially charged with being a dumb bitch, driving under the influence, driving without a license and possession of marijuana. All these charges are from her arrest on December 27th. Her court date has been set for Thursday.

Mischa was pulled over in West Hollywood in December after she didn't signal when making a turn and straddling traffic.

We know how this is going to play out. We've been through this before. The judge will make a big show of things and sentence her to like 10 million years. She'll cry about it and say she's ready to accept responsibility, but then she'll serve exactly 7 seconds in the clink. She will waltz in, get her picture taken and then waltz out. She will then fade away until her next arrest, rehab visit, pregnancy or shotgun wedding. She's so transparent.

I still love her retired trailer trash rock star mug shot. It looks the cover of a Lynyrd Skynyrd cover band album.

Source: TMZ

Ali Lohan gave an interview to Teen Vogue where she said she wants to be famous "really bad, so bad. So bad you don't even know." I blame White Oprah for this. She has burned it into 14-year-old Ali's head. Shit, Lindsay's career isn't exactly flying high, so someone has to pay the bills. White Oprah has probably been playing tapes for Ali while she sleeps that say, "You want to be famous...you want to be famous..." over and over again.

Ali went on to say, “I grew up watching Lindsay. It made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you ... it's so cool when people look up to you. I've already been asked for my autograph and it's just a really good feeling to have."

I can totally see how a 14-year-old would love to be Lindsay Lohan. Think about it. You can do as many drugs as you want, drink champagne out in the open, fuck whoever you want and you don't even have to worry about washing your face, because all the fake spray tan keeps it looking dirty. Linds has it good.

Ali is already shooting a reality show with White Oprah for E!, she might audition for High School Musical 3 and she's working on an album. A reality show with White Oprah? Ali's career is already dead and it hasn't even started. I think the best thing for Ali to do is run away and join the circus. She will be better off being raised by clowns. Well....real clowns.

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The hottest babe in the world, Phoebe Price, gave an interview to The Big Spoon where she talked about everything from her chicken cutlets to guns to being world famous and to being a role model. She invited them inside her gorgeous home and her luxurious closet. I have to go change my panties now, because I am totally wetting myself. This is fucking gold. Chicken cutlet gold! Here's a few quotes, but you really should watch the entire interview. Amazing.

on chicken cutlets:

"I don't have cheek implants. My cheeks are real, my nose is real, my everything, everything on my body is real and my boobs are real. When I take off my bra, they do fall. I have a little botox..."

on stalkers:

"There's several times when I had the police called over. I have people standing outside going through my trash. I had to get my gun license renewed, so watch out because I can shoot a gun."

on death threats:

"It's not right when people write on blogs or the internet that they want to kill me or how much they hate me."

on her growing empire:

"I am doing a clothing line and shirts. It will have different photos of my face on it, but you won't be able to tell it's me."

on Playboy:

"I had an offer from Playboy, but I don't do any nudes or topless, so you won't be seeing me there."

on the paparazzi:

"When you're not just famous in America and are famous worldwide, the paparazzi are going to be after you. Some of these girls that have their little television shows here and they are so popular in the US - nobody knows them outside of the States. I'm the one in German Vogue, Italian Vogue, Paris Vogue, German InStyle, Australia Vogue..... I'm in all these magazines worldwide everyday. If they put me in fashion police inside the US tabloids, they are going to put me in the best dressed pages outside of the US."

on being a role model:

"I have a lot of little girls that love me, because they think I look like Ariel and they want to touch my hair."

I think I found my new ringtone which is, "I'm the one in German Vogue, Italian Vogue, Paris Vogue...." I mean you can't make this shit up. When PP comes out with her clothing line, that's the only shit I'm going to wear all day, every day. Oh and PP, let me know who's sending you death threats. I have my shank ready!

Not this shit again. Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson are back at it according to reports. Apparently, Owen was seen leaving Kate's house last week and returned later in the day. The two broke up last May and have been linked to other people since. Let's see....Kate is supposedly dating Justin Timberlake who is supposedly dating Jessica Biel. I think the next natural thing to happen is for Owen and Timberlake to date. Then the slut world of Hollywood can continue to rotate.

I hope Owen has learned his lesson with Kate. She makes him do awful things to himself. Yes, she does. Besides I doubt it was Owen leaving her house. It was probably Ellen Degeneres. Ellen and Kate are totally fucking.

Jacko's house of (alleged) pedo sin, Neverland Ranch, will go up for auction unless he comes up with $24,525,906.61 by March 19th. Janet Jackson better start working on her next album STAT! Somebody's got to pay off that debt. Fox's Roger Friedman reports that Jacko was notified on Monday from the trustee that if he doesn't pay off the debt, his shit will be auctioned in front of the Santa Barbara County Courthouse.

Jacko will not only lose the house and property, but everything in it including furniture, carnival rides and appliances will go to auction as well. Jacko hasn't lived there since 2005 and all of his animals have also left.

I wonder if gallons of Jesus Juice are included in the auction? If it is, I'll take it. I've been dying to get my hands on Jacko's secret recipe.

There's no way I would ever sleep in that joint. It would probably feel like someone is always watching you. They probably are, because I'm sure Jacko put cameras in every room.

Remember when Daddy Spears was photographed taking out Britney's infamous pink wig? I know who fished that shit out of the dumpster! Amy Wino! It looks better on her. Amy is seen here playing dress up with Kelly Osbourne and her goddaughter last week. She sort of looks like my friend Scott in drag.

The pics of Wino with her goddaughter are so precious. Thinking of Wino teaching the girl how to ride through her first heroin seizure brings a tear to my eye.

Every single Starbucks in the country will shut down today from 5:30pm to 9pm local time to conduct in-store training. The HBIC of Starbucks said, "We will close all of our U.S. company-operated stores to teach, educate and share our love of coffee, and the art of espresso. And in doing so, we will begin to elevate the Starbucks Experience for our customers. We are passionate about our coffee. And we will revisit our standards of quality that are the foundation for the trust that our customers have in our coffee and in all of us."

Sounds like 3 and a half hours of non-stop fun. This is the time when Starbucks employees learn how to sleep with their eyes open. I already mastered that art in traffic school.

Quick! Tell Daddy Spears to give Brit her sedative during these hours. She's been so good lately and this will definitely send her over the edge again. She'll start foaming frapp from the mouth and go on a rampage in search for anything frapp. Frappzilla!

Dunkin' Donuts has decided to take advantage of Starbucks shutting down and they are offering 99 cent Lattes today. Too bad that shit tastes like anal sac fluid. Yes, I know what anal sac fluid tastes like. Long story....

Thanks Jen for the tip

Big Brother 9's Nat aka Cheri Oteri's evil twin has so many hidden talents. She should start her own one-woman whore circus. Last night, she showed the girls that she can squirt milk from her tits. This must come in handy during her coffee barista job. She can make an instant latte. Seriously, she whipped it out and showed them several times. She said she acquired the talent when she was pregnant.

After giving the girls a milk show, she told them a story about how she once had a tampon stuck up her vagina for a few days. She said that she forgot the tampon was in her and she kept having sex with her boyfriend, so it got shoved up further and further. She said after about 5 days her boyfriend finally said to her, "Nat, you don't smell right down there." I'm sure she's used to hearing it. It's then that she realized she forgot to take her tampon out. It's one thing to forget to take your tampon out of your coochie and it's another to actually tell people that story. I think the tampon is still in her and has traveled all the way up to her brain.

When she gets out of the Big Brother house she just needs to immediately travel to Amsterdam and join a sex show. It's what she was born to do.

The video above is NSFW unless you work in a maternity ward or something. The tit squirting action is at around 2:20.

Source: JokersUpdate

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