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Paula Abdul is back! Ok, not really but she tried. Paula's pre-taped performance aired during the Super Bowl pre-show. It was pretty much what you would expect from Paula. She lip-synched and bounced around like a bunny on speed. Awww...she's my favorite pill-head. I just want to hug her, but she would probably wiggle away like an electrocuted goldfish. I would've been all about this performance if it was 1994.

The best part was seeing Randy Jackson try to rock out. He belongs in a Journey cover band with other 50-somethings (yeah, I know he played with Journey for a quick minute).

Too bad the track didn't skip. Paula would've bounced off the walls like she was on fast-forward and then have a major meltdown. Oh well. Next time.

Amy Winehouse was out in London today taking a little break from rehab. Uh oh. Wino was with her daddy, Mitch, so hopefully this was just temporary and she's heading back in. Wino looked like she was ready to clean the hell out of a house. She clean my apartment any day. Actually, I take that back. She would sniff the hell out of my cleaning products and that shit isn't cheap.

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Jordan infamously fired her nanny on reality TV and now the nanny is fighting back. Becky Gauld told all to the News of the World and a lot of it involves Harvey. Hand me my fucking shank, Jordan is about to get it. These are some things Becky claims:

Jordan pretends to be a perfect mother on camera, but off camera she's very selfish

She allows Harvey to eat 20 chicken nuggets at once, even though the doctors told her that if he over eats he could die

She was questioned by social services after Harvey burned himself in the bath

She taught Harvey to say "fuck off" so she could have a laugh

The nanny only saw Jordan put her kids to bed 4 times in 18 months

She goes on to talk about how Jordan doesn't watch Harvey's weight problems. Harvey must diet to his thyroid problems, but Jordan can't be bothered. She would rather just feed him McDonald's than try and get him to eat vegetables.

Becky also said she laughed when Jordan won "Mum of the Year" because she's everything but. Becky said, "I am so happy to be away from them. It is just really sad because I miss the boys."

I have a hard time believing any of this, because I've always seen Jordan as a good mother. If this shit is true I swear I would hug her tight until her implants popped.

Oh and in case you missed it, here's the clip of Harvey telling Peter to "fuck off." So charming. Actually coming out of Harvey, it is charming. Charming and sad.

The News of the World (yes, it's that time) claims Posh is the reason for the Spice Girls tour ending early. Apparently, Posh is over it and has vowed to never lip-synch with Baby, Sporty, Scary and Ginger again. We should be so lucky.

She reportedly said, "I was very nervous about going back into the Spice Girls because I didn't want to send out a confused message. The reason I decided to do the tour was to show my kids that mummy was a pop star once. I've been thinking about this for a long time. I'm not in the music industry any more. I'm in the fashion industry."

She said she is over the music industry and will focus on fashion. Yeah, right. The music industry kicked her ass out. She's one of those "I broke up with you" types.

Posh's fashion line which includes jeans and sunglasses will reportedly make $30 million this year. Idiots will buy anything.

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Original Date of HS of the Day: February 2, 2008
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Where is she now? Lorielle is the hardest working actress in show business. She played a werewolf woman in "Grindhouse" and a hooker in "Miami Vice Uncensored." She is also giving Phoebe Price a run for her money on the red carpet.

Why is she HS of the Week? Notice all the question marks. That's reason alone.