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It's our "Hot Babe of the Year" Phoebe Price doing what she does best. Which is....yeah....um...not sure, but you know! PP is looking stunning in what looks like Madonna's dress from the "La Isla Bonita" video. Well, Madonna's dress on the cheap. Escandalo! How do you say "chicken cutlet attention whore hotness" in Spanish?

Fuck, now I have that dumb ass song in my head! "Last night I dreamt of chicken cutlets......Just like the ones you eat, coated in cheese.......A redhead with eyes like two carrots....."

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Wonky McWonk launched her new shoe line at Macy's South Cost Plaza in Costa Mesa, CA yesterday. Hundreds of people showed up to get infected...I mean get an autograph and a picture. She talked a little about the line, "I have shoes from, like, every top designer, but I love that my shoes are not, like, $800, like most of my shoes, and they are much more comfortable." She spends $800 on a pair of shoes? I didn't know drag queen shoes cost that much. I'm sure that's what she has to buy since she wears like a size 16 or something. She has fucking boat feet.

I don't know who would spend one cent on that crap. You can guy that exact shit at Bakers and it's probably better quality.

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