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I'm getting major Goddess Bunny vibes from these Courtney Love pictures. If you don't know who Goddess Bunny is, don't click on the link. Don't do it!

I thought Courtney was over the crack mountain and on to sober pastures? It's pretty sad when a wannabe Paris Hilton looks better than your ass. Come on Courtney! Take off your daughter's old baby dresses and get thee shit together.

The wannabe Paris Hilton is some chick named Dirty Harry. I'm sure that's what they call her coochie too. Here's the two out and about in Los Angeles. Hopefully, they are on their way to the Old Country Buffet, because Court needs to drown her sorrows in a never-ending sundae.

Lisa Marie Presley wrote on her blog today that she was sick of the media calling her a fat pig, so she had no choice but to reveal her pregnancy. She wrote on her blog today:

" After being the target all week of slanderous and degrading stories, horribly manipulated pictures and articles in the media, I have had to show my cards and announce under the gun and under vicious personal attack that I am in fact pregnant.
Once they got a glimpse of my expanding physique a few days ago, they have been like a pack of coyotes circling their prey whilst eerily howling with delight. Starting with a London publication and then New York and Chicago all writing false defamatory degrading stories about all of the dark possible reasons I could be putting on weight. The US tabloids have been calling all day wanting confirmation on all kinds of insane theories. They couldn't wait to find out if my weight gain was because I was just overeating, in which case It would be open season and they can do the old following in her fathers sad and unfortunate demise story again or less interesting for them and probably much to their dismay, I could just be pregnant and therefore have a legitimate reason for weight gain at which point they should probably wipe the saliva off of their fangs and put them back in their mouths or they may expose the black little souls that they are.

Now that things are confirmed, hopefully they can stop all of the harassment and I can stop dodging the continuous bullets. It is unfortunate that I couldn't have announced something that is this much of a blessing and that has made us so incredibly happy under better circumstances. How they have handled themselves with this has been nothing short of irresponsible and disgusting. Pardon my seething contemptuous tone but ladies, You KNOW if you were pregnant and you felt you were expanding uncontrollably by the moment as a result and the worldwide media started badgering and harassing you for it, plastering you everywhere in an unflattering light, you would be mortified as well."

Stick a fried hamburger in your fat mouth, Lisa! Joking. Seriously, what the hell does she expect? She grew up with the media on her ass. This is a woman who married Jacko for fuck's sake! Lisa should not be upset with being called a fat pig. Who cares? You know what's worse? One of the rags said she looked like Kristie Alley. Now that's some shit to set your fingers on fire and blog about, but I guess crazy alien duchesses stick together.

VIA People

Add Keira Knightley to the growing list of bitches who just don't know their place. KK has announced that she will sing several songs for her new movie "The Edge of Love." KK said the soundtrack album will feature her singing 'Blue Tahitian Moon', 'Maybe It's Because I Love You Too Much' and 'Drifting And Dreaming'. Hand me my ear and nose plugs. I need the nose plugs just in case her stank singing has a scent which I'm sure it does.

KK said, "I can't really sing. I had to have a few lessons, but once I started doing it, a sound emerged that wasn't too disagreeable."

Riddle me this. If you really can't sing, shouldn't you not sing in public for money?! I know it's a stupid question, because if that was the case our radio stations would be empty of music.

Disagreeable sounds coming out of you are usually called farts and burps not singing. KK should name her album "Fart Sounds." Furthermore, bitch can't act! KK, let's conquer one talent before trying another.

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Meet 29-year-old Tiffany Vance of Indiana. The gorgeous Tiffany and her boyfriend, Christopher Egnatz, decided to have a romantic and elegant dinner at the famed Applebee's restaurant in Schererville, Indiana on Tuesday night. They were having such a lovely time and their evening was almost coming to an end when Tiffany started screaming at the top of her lungs. Their waitress quickly rushed over to them and Tiffany said she found worms in her salad.

The restaurant apologized and the couple left without paying their $57 bill. Applebee's might have been ok with that, but there was one problem. Tiffany, being the Mense member she is, left her purse at the table. The waitress went through her purse to find contact information and guess what she came upon? The waitress found a container of maggot-like bee-moth larvae.

The police were called and Tiffany and Christopher were later arrested.

Tiffany thinks she's slick. She's been watching Victor/Victoria way too many times. Don't get me wrong. I've thought about it. In the movie Julie Andrews brings a cockroach to a restaurant and slips it in during her final course to get her meal for free.

That's what Tiffany gets for trying to mess with Applebee's! That shit is delicious and should not be toyed with.

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Thanks Vella

I'm using an old pic of JLo, because I've run out of pregnant pictures and frankly she looks like a cholalicious here. Just a little.

TMZ is reporting that JLo is indeed getting $6 million from People Magazine for pictures of her Dragon Tales twins. She agreed to take the magazine's money if they would stop calling her JLo.

People reportedly agreed. Let me get this straight. They are giving her a shit load of cash and she's making demands? JLo is insane and I love it.

JLo also demanded that her husband, Skeletor, shoot the pictures. Can he even be around a flash? I would think a flash from a camera would make him scurry back into his hole.

What does JLo have against JLo anyway? She's the one who created it! Just for that I'm going to call her JLo until my dying days. JLo...JLo...JLo!! My tombstone will even say "JLo will always be JLo."

JLO!

Kat Von D has confirmed she's officially bumping nasties with Nikki Sixx. Kat posted this picture on her MySpace with the caption "Never though I'd fall in love like THIS. He OWNS my heart." That's not possible. You can't own someone's heart. Well, maybe in Thailand or something, but not here. If I had a heart, I would be the only one holding the deed. People can lease it and everything....ok...I'll stop! Sorry, I get sidetracked.

Anyway! Congrats to Kat's new found true love. Hopefully she'll get knocked up soon, because little babies with tattoos are sooooo cute. I'm joking.

Thanks Deborah

It's my favorite person in the whole entire world. It's Eva LongWHORIA's nasty ass on last month's Vogue Mexico. Sorry Vogue, but even hurricane hair can't make this bitch look hot. They made her look even more like a mouse. She's just missing some whiskers. I want to throw her a block of cheese hoping she'll break into "Somewhere Out There" from An American Tail. Damn, that movie is good.

France's first lady went naked for GQ Magazine. Laura Bush, when is it your turn? - Egotastic!

Adriana Lima trying to be sexy while posing with a bra. Just weird. (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Madge won't be performing at her own induction. The audience is relieved - IDLYITW

Eric Dane's coin slot - Just Jared

Nicole Kidman and her barely there bump - Popsugar

They will put any snatch in Playboy - Hollywood Tuna

Posh doesn't go to the gym, because she can't wear high heels - Hollywood Rag

Morphing the women in film - Cityrag

Courtney Cox's daughter cusses like a sailor - A Socialite's Life

Lance Bass is single again - Pink is the New Blog

There were rumors that Vh1 was planning to put New York on another reality show and now it's been confirmed. New York will star in "New York: From Pre-Op to Post-Op." No, I wish. New York will actually star in a reality show called "New York Goes to Hollywood." The show will follow the tucked one as she moves to the city of angels and tries to make it into show business.

The press release reads:

“New York has to put her last conquest, Tailor Made, on the backburner as she tries to take on Tinsel Town. She’s moving out west to see if she can climb the Hollywood ladder.”

Climb the Hollywood ladder? That's a nice way of saying she's going to be working Santa Monica Blvd. She better practice her tuck, because those Los Angeles johns can be real picky.

When are they going to put New York out of her misery already? What's next? "New York Gets Married" and "New York Has A Baby." Oh, silly me. Trannies can't give birth.

HoHan was leaving a restaurant in NYC yesterday when she was attacked by a swarm of young fans. HoHan stopped and signed a few autographs. They look so excited. It's like they have never seen a prostitute up close before. That little boy is beyond excited, because I'm sure Lindsay signed one of her nude photos.

Later in the evening, HoHan attended the opening of an art exhibition based on her tattoos. Seriously! The artist just wanted to get into her leggings. It's sad, because he thinks he has to go to all that trouble just to get a piece of the HoHan. You just have to ask.